What is your go to lie when shady nikkas ask "what do u do"?

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I'ma be moving soon and this the first time im going to be living away from my hometown. I know ima have to move to the hood most likely, I hope not but its a possibility. I'm going to be a new face in a unfamiliar area, which mean Ill be meal basically. Its whatever, it is what it is, but I've been thinking about what I'm going to tell nikkas when they they ask what I do, because some nikkas are like super geniuses when it comes to wickness. They'll take one small clue and turn it into a dr doom like plot that even a Harvard professor couldn't think off. For example u tell a nikka u install cable boxes...fast forward 2 months later, you'll be the hood repair man/slash hooking everybody up with free cable/giving up 50% of your profits, and now your the neighborhood cable expert, and even giving customer service to the nikkas who cant figure out what the 78 buttons on the remote control are for. its like one of those direct tv commercials except for the nikka version, all because u couldn't stfu and just lie.

I already know they're going to watch me like a hawk and clock my schedule, so they can figure out how to get me, which is fine, i expect my crib to and whip to get tested, but the joke is them because Im a broke nikka my self. Its whatever, I'm not gonna get comfortable and buy expensive shyt like a fool.. Thats just part of the game, thats a nikka mandatory to watch activity. I'ma act poor and keep to myself, fit in basically. Alotta those dumbass hipsters cacs that get robbed probably really tell them.

When they ask, my answer was going to be warhouse, which is partially true, Ive worked in a warehouse before, but the fukked up thing, then you're going to have nikkas ask u if they're hiring, so now you'll be in a whole new bind. So idk, ima just be in the crib to lay my head anyway, ill be out grinding and networking all day...but of course the neighborhood ppl gonna get curious esp if they been there their whole life
 

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Just tell them your a social worker. Nobody has heard of a social worker that got paper and all they do is help people get jobs so either that will flock to you for a job or you will run them off.
 

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Basically I say im in IT. Most think that means i can help them fix their shytty ass Dell and I could

But i prefer not to. I'm a network admin. I rather fix your entire building than help you figure out why your outlook is not working
 
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