What is your go to lie when shady nikkas ask "what do u do"?

[TRFG]

DrX already thinking about getting taxed before it happens

 

[Therht]

Tell em you're a chocolatier

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I'm eating food at senor Lopez
Bout to shyt myself cuz I read this crazy thread

 

[Freedman]

Imma Shooter

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Tell em nothing.
They ain't cool with you like that.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Thing is, it hasn't even happened yet

Dude is creating all kinds of random scenarios in his head when he aint even moved there yet...


Nobody gonna be pressin you like its the 90's. Unless you gonna get finessed by some teenagers.

nikka talking like he moving into prison

 

[VelourSocks]

I'm a young dude so I just say I'm still in school

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Tell them you're a career loser who posts depressing threads on a message board.

 

[Lord_nikon]

OP= DJ Pooh

 

[Koba St]

Im a chemical engineer so i dont have to lie

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Thing is, it hasn't even happened yet

Dude is creating all kinds of random scenarios in his head when he aint even moved there yet...

Relevant to op:

 

[Dont@Me]

Tell em you're a yoga teacher and they should leave you alone

 

[lightbearerchef]

I work at tha grocery store eatin booty

 

[skokiaan]

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