what kind of funeral do you want?

[Ghpstface]

i want one of those new orleans style funerals with the whole parade and shyt


what kind of funeral do you want when you finally succumb to analingus-related hepatitis

 

[Neil Tyson]

The kind where I get turned into dust.

 

[BNT]

Start with straight shots then pop bottles

 

[Remote]

 

[The BasedFather]

I want Lebron to take my ashes and throw them in the air.

 

[Ghpstface]

I want Lebron to take my ashes and throw them in the air.

nice

 

[Neil Tyson]

I want Lebron to take my ashes and throw them in the air.

I'd rather him wipe me on his face, and wear me during a championship game.

 

[Biscayne]

Father OG Poo Bear's killing it. Criptholicism.

 

[scarlxrd]

I want to be propped up, playing dominos in a slick ass Adidas jumpsuit like a boss

 

[Entrapta310]

Now they be having funerals where the body is in a pose and not in the coffin.

i saw a grandma playing cards at a table with sunglasses on, a boxer propped up standing and this white guy sitting on his bike.

funerals are a whole different level now,.

 

[the cac mamba]

save that money, give it to everyone whos still alive

kids, grandkids, etc

tryna get set up so it wont matter, but bieng that im just some flesh at that point? dont go overboard

 

[OGBIGBOY187]

Celebrate my passin wit gunshots and systems blastin

 

[At30wecashout]

No body, and a funeral with hundreds of people crying over me, with the Secretary of Defense giving a speech about how I singlehandedly stopped a terrorist cell. They can play this for me



Of course I die 30 years later, because I was in hiding the whole time. I probably get eaten by a bear while in the wilderness after dying from mortal wounds from fighting honey badgers for Elk meat.

 

[Cat piss martini]

like my uncle's funeral.
ex girlfriends fighting side hoes "at the service"
women standing children in front of granny on
some (this is his child) "at the service"
women trying to out cry each other,
damn near knocked unks casket off the base,
two redbones draw blood from eachother banging
at the grave site with heels and his wife faints from
all of the stress and bullshyt.
my uncle bobby a.k.a (The whaaaa)
was a Gawd among men.

 

[devizelle]

A party! Where people celebrate my life with lots of food and drinks and music