What kinda man has to get under the covers at night?

Bone Bender

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I dont even own a bed. I sleep on the floor. My pillow is a rolled up tshirt. If I get cold, I put on another shirt and do some push ups to get warm. If Im still cold, then Im cold. I dont give a fukk.

I sleep with a handgun taped to my hand. Its kind of unnecessary since Id never let go of my piece, then again, shyt happens.

I sleep with my feet an inch away from the door. Soon as I feel that shyt hitting the soles of my combat boots Im emptying a clip into the door.
 

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It's A Cold WORLD
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I'm gon go grab my snuggie:demonic:


:laff::laff:
 

Mowgli

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I be giddy as hell like

:leon: gatdamn its cold as shyt girl get over here now lemme grope them juicy melons :noah:

:takedat: yeaaaaa, that's warm. O yea that's that heat.

<rubs legs ass and thighs>

< simulates pounding her from the back >
:shaq:


Squeezes tItty doing like :takedat: in her ear.
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaa"


Starts getting hot n legs get sweaty.

Pushes her off me
:snooze:
 
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