What "No fukks Given" moves have you done to get new p*ssy?

[Jparker]

Real cool chick I use to kick it with stoner broke in college right. I was at her apt watching a low down dirty shame. She was bored like im tryna smoke this the homie so im not really tryna smoke unless she matching and she don't have money or bud. So I flat out told her if you give me some top ill buy you a gram. She was like what... I said bet. I was pretty shocked I asked since we never even thought about hooking up but bout 5 minutes later after we kept watching the movie she took me in her room topped me off. I popped her forehead back put her on the edge of that bed and smashed her out for bout 10 minutes. She go to the bathroom and through the door I hear her say call your boy im like like oh shyt the gram. I hit my dude copped a gram on my way back she txt me stop and get a rello. I go inside the store get a 3 pack of dutches while im in line it start to rain I got back in the car like mannn I really done hit already what I need to go back for? I drive back to the crib rolled up faced one and started playing halo reach. The crazy part is she stayed like 2 buildings down from me

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

Me and shorty was in Walmart

She was having a hard time finding something, I forget what the exact item was.

Quick back story: I just met her a week before, tried to smash a few times just to get told no

Back to Walmart

She tells me "if u can find ****, I'll give u some" like I'm supposed to run around the store like some thirsty lapdog

I told her "u know what? Keep that shyt, I don't even want it no mo, now go find that shyt yourself". Then proceeded to do what all real nikkas do in the supermarket and went to the cereal isle.

And yes I smashed that night

Contacted multiple women on the company instant messenger
I basically just searched for black sounding names in other near by offices
Messaged them on some accident shyt and finessed it from there. Most chicks be bored at work so it's easy to chat with them. Eventually we would exchange pics and real numbers
Yes I smashed some of them.

Obviously try that shyt at your own risk, if the person seem like you annoying them eject. Also be careful of married chicks

wild boy antics

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Contacted multiple women on the company instant messenger
I basically just searched for black sounding names in other near by offices
Messaged them on some accident shyt and finessed it from there. Most chicks be bored at work so it's easy to chat with them. Eventually we would exchange pics and real numbers
Yes I smashed some of them.

Obviously try that shyt at your own risk, if the person seem like you annoying them eject. Also be careful of married chicks

Had a coworker try this and get a log of his conversations from IT and a talk from management. Lmao


I was working at the club one night and one of my boys hit me up. Wanted to roll thru with 2 girls. He was already choosing one of em and told me she was off limits. When they go there as soon as I peeped her I knew he lost for the night. We hung out and casually danced with both girls. I literally pulled out my dikk and slapped her ass with it. She didn't give my boy play for the rest of the night. We all went home together and she pretended to pass out on the couch so he took her lame friend to the room. Got her naked with no hesitation and smashed her on his couch twice drunk as fukk and once in the morning. Dude commented that he had to listen to us go at it and asked me where I got the condoms...

I still got her nudes on an iphone 3g somewhere

 

[M.O.N.E.Y.]

Had a coworker try this and get a log of his conversations from IT and a talk from management. Lmao


I was working at the club one night and one of my boys hit me up. Wanted to roll thru with 2 girls. He was already choosing one of em and told me she was off limits. When they go there as soon as I peeped her I knew he lost for the night. We hung out and casually danced with both girls. I literally pulled out my dikk and slapped her ass with it. She didn't give my boy play for the rest of the night. We all went home together and she pretended to pass out on the couch so he took her lame friend to the room. Got her naked with no hesitation and smashed her on his couch twice drunk as fukk and once in the morning. Dude commented that he had to listen to us go at it and asked me where I got the condoms...

I still got her nudes on an iphone 3g somewhere

Savage

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Savage

Ya we ain't friends anymore he slowly stopped calling me to hang out

 

[Rozay Oro]

Ya we ain't friends anymore he slowly stopped calling me to hang out

Lol breh got mad cause the bytch he eyed was choosey