What Strategies Do You Use At Parties When Hunting Thotties

[BocaRear]

I'm predatory with it, like a lion scouting the plains of Africa for it's prey

I usually aim for the whitest chick in the room, and if there's no white girls I go to the lightest brightest chick.

Why? you ask,

it's simple.

The lighter a female is, the more slutty she is

I can't tell you the amount of times these white & light skinned hoes fed me good ,

you don't need to give em your name either

Tip to all my brehs, find the lightest woman in the room & hit her with the "", dance with her & feel up on her.

Sometimes I test the water with the hand on thigh, which leads to fullblown fingerbanging so you know she with the shyts

Share your techniques & strategies fam.

Obviously I don't condone such behaviour in the holy month tho

 

[Mowgli]

Find the cute shy girl sitting in the cut by herself not talking to anyone. Make her laugh, relate to her. Tell her we're going to get to know each other. They tend to be pleasers.

Then have her cooking, cleaning and obeying my wishes

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

exsist

 

[全能の神]

exsist

i might have to try this one

 

[Jahbarri]

Find the cute shy girl sitting in the cut by herself not talking to anyone. Make her laugh, relate to her. Tell her we're going to get to know each other. They tend to be pleasers.

Then have her cooking, cleaning and obeying my wishes

try to wife a club thottie brehs at 2-3am

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Make sure I have a bottle back home and ask her to chill

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Just run in, yell out "Who wants to sex Mutumbo" and walk right back out with two bad bytches.

If you ain't using the Dikembe in 2016 you lost.

 

[Mowgli]

try to wife a club thottie brehs at 2-3am

I dont sleep with strangers and i dont fukk broke bytches. Be safe out there.

 

[Freedman]

I try to be the flyest/best dressed dude in the room and mix that with having the loudest weed in the function and the hoes will usually find you

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

stalk them for at least a year.
find out EVERYTHING about them.
tell them what they want to hear.

then call their parents and anonymously report what you have learned.

 

[Youhadasparkwhenustarted]

I got this dance routine and song I do, I wait for the girl I like to leave and follow her home while I do my dance routine and sing my song. I have a friend who carries a boombox with my instrumental playing, follow at a safe and unnoticeable distance, but close enough so the music is still audible; he used to struggle with this and he's gotten lost couple times (which made my dancing and singing awkward), but he's gotten better recently.

 

[Malik1time]

i might have to try this one

 

[Cake]

I show up. Idk why but hose get tipsy and start choosing me.

 

[The Burger King]

There was this new girl who moved in across the street.

She came over and asked me if I wanted to play.

I whipped out my lizard and she ran away.

 

[Saiyajin]

i walk in the room and roar as loud as I can to assert my dominance its a biological thing it triggers their subconscious sometimes i hit myself on the chest a few times too and once or twice in the head to show that i mean business