What stupid things have religious people said to you in ur lifetime?

[Tom]

My homie told me yesterday that Dinosaurs walked with man and that T rex was a vegetarian. N1gga said T rex ate grass and plants (I Don't even think grass existed at that point, could be wrong tho, someone correct me if so)


He tried to prove his point by describing T rex's teeth, which only made it worse.



Wish I was making this sh1t up




Add on, I know you guys have plenty of stories

 

[resurrection]

That I am incapable of distinguishing right from wrong (without god telling me)

 

[Tom]

That I am incapable of distinguishing right from wrong (without god telling me)

 

[Camammal]

That I am incapable of distinguishing right from wrong (without god telling me)

That's always the case, its like their trump card. Quite ridiculous

 

[James Worthy]

God is watching over you all the time

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

because I wasn't baptized god goes like this when I pray

 

[ClassyME]

My stylist was booked the day I wanted so I went to this one by my house for the first time. The lady was cool at first then she got into Jahovah. Started giving me info I didn't need to know... Kinda got the weird vibe that she was trying to convert me



I was in the chair like "how long do I have left? "

 

[Chris.B]

Some of you are in for a rude awakening....

 

[Nature Boy Ric Flair]

THAT HOE-GAN ISN'T A fakkit...

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE HULKSTER IS AN ASS PIRATE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[HugLife]

I hate when I sneeze and someone says God bless you or even just bless you. And dont sneeze like 3 times in a row n dey have to say it each time. Fuk you thinking? im sposed to say thank you 3 times?

 

[Tom]

I hate when I sneeze and someone says God bless you or even just bless you. And dont sneeze like 3 times in a row n dey have to say it each time. Fuk you thinking? im sposed to say thank you 3 times?

what is the history behind sneezing and God blessing people?


Like how did it start and when?

 

[Francis White]

Get a job sweeping floors and keep it, then have kids and have a wife who stays home and cooks and cleans, i wanted to punch this dumb fukk but it was my grandmother so i just never spoke to her again.

 

[HugLife]

what is the history behind sneezing and God blessing people?


Like how did it start and when?

From wiki...

people used to believe that a person's soul could be thrown from their body when they sneezed,[1] that sneezing otherwise opened the body to invasion by the Devil[2] or evil spirits,[3] or that sneezing was the body's effort to force out an invading evil presence.[1] In these cases, "bless you" or "God bless you" is used as a sort of shield against evil

I don't claim atheist or any religion but I think this is a stupid tradition that needs to be abolished its just a saying ppl dont rlly mean it.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Get a job sweeping floors and keep it, then have kids and have a wife who stays home and cooks and cleans, i wanted to punch this dumb fukk but it was my grandmother so i just never spoke to her again.

 

[Blacsmiff]

Get a job sweeping floors and keep it, then have kids and have a wife who stays home and cooks and cleans, i wanted to punch this dumb fukk but it was my grandmother so i just never spoke to her again.

That's not stupid, that's solid advice from a grandmother who thinks her grandson is stupid. She was looking out for you.