What the fukk is a Puppy Battle Royale?
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MightyHealthy
said what he said
AEW is honestly tone deaf as fukk right now.
Riley Escobar
GOAT
They must have Michael Vick on the booking team
when i saw it, i thought it was something charity related
This wouldn't be sanctioned in Harlem 
Piff Huxtable
Delaney 2020,2024,2028...
another 150k YouTube views for Jim Cornette 
CBoz
We Are NXT!
#1 Rule in show business. Don't work with animals or children.
I clicked on this thread thinking they were doing a dog fighting angle
That s#it would get nuclear heat
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
S-hit is lit. My pick is Charles BARKley. #Kennel Club
I have no idea what it is, but I'll probably watch it.
(in true AEW fashion, they should throw Pharaoh in at the last minute and let that big ass dog sweep the competition. Like owner; like pup
)
On the real though, I could definitely see them using this as a time-killing means of counterprogramming NXT. Puppy Bowl does numbers every year. Plus, it lets you concede a segment to save your performers needing to fill additional time during a pandemic.
I hate that the AEW/NXT thing is happening right now, because for the safety of the wrestlers, and for the betterment of both companies, these shows should have a lot less wrestling and way more promo/pre-tape/character-building time every Wednesday. WWE especially loves doing unnecessarily long, ill-advised cinematic nonsense... you telling me they couldn't give a camera to Dakota and edit together 5 solid minutes to further who she is meant to be now with her own She-Diesel? They couldn't have Stokely dropping a couple minutes before a commercial every episode just to pop that big shyt? They couldn't have Shotzi use her phone to... wait. Nevermind - we know what that girl gets up to with a phone camera, left to her own devices.
But seriously. Puppies shouldn't be on a wrestling show... but if they are intent on running wrestling shows throughout a fukking pandemic, I'd rather they use puppies in a battle royale than using people.
(in true AEW fashion, they should throw Pharaoh in at the last minute and let that big ass dog sweep the competition. Like owner; like pup
)On the real though, I could definitely see them using this as a time-killing means of counterprogramming NXT. Puppy Bowl does numbers every year. Plus, it lets you concede a segment to save your performers needing to fill additional time during a pandemic.
I hate that the AEW/NXT thing is happening right now, because for the safety of the wrestlers, and for the betterment of both companies, these shows should have a lot less wrestling and way more promo/pre-tape/character-building time every Wednesday. WWE especially loves doing unnecessarily long, ill-advised cinematic nonsense... you telling me they couldn't give a camera to Dakota and edit together 5 solid minutes to further who she is meant to be now with her own She-Diesel? They couldn't have Stokely dropping a couple minutes before a commercial every episode just to pop that big shyt? They couldn't have Shotzi use her phone to... wait. Nevermind - we know what that girl gets up to with a phone camera, left to her own devices.
But seriously. Puppies shouldn't be on a wrestling show... but if they are intent on running wrestling shows throughout a fukking pandemic, I'd rather they use puppies in a battle royale than using people.
