What the hell is the point of goin to a strip club?

[Killer Instinct]

If you're going into a strip club with the intention of having sex that night with one of the girls, unless you're balling out of control, willing to pay for it, something of a celebrity, or you stumble across one that simply falls head over heels for you, you're better off heading to a massage parlor or hitting up a regular club I went to a strip club for the first time over spring break and had fun without spending too much of anything. They were lax and you could get away with a bit depending on the girl. Nothing I'd do frequently but I enjoyed it.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

OP you welcome for the thread views too nikka

 

[Rack4K]

Well there's two types of dudes in this thread, the ones who see strip clubs as a waste of money and the ones who see as a leisurely destination.

The ones who see it as a waste of money don't seem to understand that you don't have to trick off at these clubs. That kind of thought process probably comes from a lack of self control when around attractive, friendly naked women. Those dudes are probably a little green. Hopefully they'll grow out of it.

The cover charge and some drinks is all you need to spend, and if you know what you're doing it can be a great place to network.

 

[Cat piss martini]

to let that primitive side run free for a spell.
other than rape its the closest we get to feeling like vikings.
you get to make attractive women shake ass on command
while telling them in disgusting detail how you'd fukk them
in ever orifice,throw balled up money at them while feeding
off the smiles of their doomed and twisted souls that are
ripe with the decay of dreams broken like ships on cold grey shores.
*ahem*
you eat fried chicken,throw the bones on the floor
and drink til your blind.
strip clubs are needed.

 

[keond]

Whats funny is nikkas keep complaining that you cant fukk, but in the A, them strippers fukkin all the time. When i was a single nikka i smashed quite a few. All you gotta do is talk to them like they regular. In this city strip clubs are like regular clubs. They not the stereotypical weirdos in the corners with trenchcoats on trying to get off. Last time i went it was more straight females in there than males and dykes combined. Just drinking listening to music and watching the moves.

When i was a young nikka just turned 21, and i was loving the fact i could finally see what the strip clubs was about. I had a strategy when i was fukkin with the strip clubs. I would catch one that was my type physically and watch how she moved. If she was a "vet" I would stay away. Them vets is just basically bitter whores and dykes. They been ran through and it aint what you want. I was looking for the newer chicks who was still fresh and not "lifers". They usually would be tryna make some money and move onto something else. When they approached i would never get dances, I *might* buy them a drink (most spots in the A have 4-5 dollar specials) I would just talk to them about current shyt "Damn what u think about Lebron going to the Cavs" "Damn u see that new mall going up on the eastside" Etc etc. i would never talk to them about stripping related shyt. I wanted to see where they head was at and to loosen them up. I would say some shyt like "my homeboys all married and out the game, you look like u wifed up" If they left the door open I would move in for the kill "gimme your number, maybe u can take me out sometime" i would say.........They would laugh, or give me a mock stink look and we would go from there. I had a pretty high success rate and never had to outright pay for the p*ssy. I would *maybe* take them out for some appetizers at TGIFridays or something below 10 bucks a person. I worked that hustle until i got sick of that life. Alot of them is fukked in the head. Beautiful, but not worthy of any of my time. I aint fukked with one in over a decade.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Plenty of nikkas hit strip clubs to hang with the boys,shoot the shyt over drinks,throw a few dollars at the hoes then go home to smash their old ladies
You broke,square nikkas cant relate
If u go with the intention of smashing the strippers...stick to backpage

 

[h2o_proof]

Growing up in Houston, "butt nekkids" (never heard the term "strip club" until I was older) were a way of life, it's almost a sub-culture. Everybody goes, everybody knows somebody that works at one and everybody understands the game. Not me! I'm 33 years old and have NEVER been in one in my life! Now I've ordered a half dozen hoes once before, but that was for my bachelor party and was a one time thing, but the strip club scene just never really appealed to me for several reasons:
-social interaction: I get people like this aspect of the strip club scene, but women on display like animals just ain't my thing. We just supposed to act all nonchalant and have a good time like we ain't here for the women, we trying to fukk with this steak and shrimp buffet, they just happen to be a part of the ambiance. whatever, nikkas watch too much TV trying to create backdrops and shyt
-simping vs pimping: its all the same to me when it comes to people looking to get their rocks off. whether you tricking or running "game" what the fukk is the difference, it's still weak minded to me. no shots at anybody with a strong pimphand
-reality (at the end of the day): I've seen all angles of it, lives destroyed, families destroyed, kids brought up in that environment. At the end of the day, even though its only entertainment, never forget that it's somebody's way of putting food on the table