Ain't nothing Tender about that...
Get your ass fukked up by thinking that shyt...

I thought SF was full of fakkits. That's the rumor, right? It's a city covered in rainbows where it rains glitters. It's populated by fags and hags. Straight men don't even see the island. There are no bridges that lead there.
Only fags and hags can enter the city. They click their high heels together while smacking their lips to enter.
There can't be a crime rate because fakkits aren't strong enough to hurt anyone.
They're incapable of violence or feeling anger because they're too busy feeling feelings and being fakkits. Lmao breh, you're crazy. No way a city full of fakkits is dangerous to a straight man. Straight men possess the strength of Thor and his motherfukking hammer.
They're quicker than Pooty Tang's belt and can speak all languages known to man. They bed a woman a night and keep a harem of one hundred virgins. These virgins remain virgins even after they are penetrated. Straight men don't do sloppy seconds.
Denying these facts would be bonkers.