What was some embarrassing shyt you got caught doing?

[Dont@Me]

I had some kinda fecal fixation when I was young. Don't ask. It was what it was
I used to be amazed it came out of my own body and I guess I juggled and played with it. It's normal at that age, okay?

I think my dad noticed the smell on me when I was playing with him after I touched his face . He smelled it and I got the shower (and whooping) of my life . Since then, I've learned that that shyt is nasty and not socially acceptable

 

[BBG]

 

[bigde09]

I had some kinda fecal fixation when I was young. Don't ask. It was what it was
I used to be amazed it came out of my own body and I guess I juggled and played with it. It's normal at that age, okay?

I think my dad noticed the smell on me when I was playing with him after I touched his face . He smelled it and I got the shower (and whooping) of my life . Since then, I've learned that that shyt is nasty and not socially acceptable

No lie fecal fixation as a child is a sign of psychopathic behavior

 

[jdubnyce]

I had some kinda fecal fixation when I was young. Don't ask. It was what it was
I used to be amazed it came out of my own body and I guess I juggled and played with it. It's normal at that age, okay?

I think my dad noticed the smell on me when I was playing with him after I touched his face . He smelled it and I got the shower (and whooping) of my life . Since then, I've learned that that shyt is nasty and not socially acceptable

Op back then and now

shyt hands

 

[HimmyHendrix]

I use the grab those lil small crabs that you get from under rocks near the water and i would just bring them to school and let them loose in random places . like 10-20 at a time. like in the gym in the cafeteria in the lunchroom, i put them in the the boys bathroom.

i only got caught because my cousin snitched and let’s just say my mom told me to go home and be a family man

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

TLR always exposed who should be in therapy.

 

[boogers]

man i hesitate to share this cause i know someone is gonna shame me for this later, but... fukk it, in the spirit of sharing, ill go

i think i was like 11 or 12. the school bus came every morning right at 7:09 AM. i was taking a shyt one morning when my moms yelled at me that the bus was coming. i wiped quickly and ran out to the bus.

i get to class later and i start getting a serious itch. it was right before 3rd period, i wanna say. i got to the classroom first and my butt was itching tf outta me. i was in the classroom alone so i started using the back of a chair to scratch. it was but in the middle of this, the door opened and the class started coming in. they all stopped and looked at me. even the teacher was like

thank god we moved a couple months later. those kids probably still remember me.

 

[ObsidianDev]

Me and a girl in my second grade class got caught dry humping underneath a table during movie day. I wasn't exposed to sexual stuff at that age, so I thought she was just play wrestling with me.

A kid saw us and pointed us out in front of the whole class. All of the kids in the class started to point and laugh at me, and I was a nerdy little kid that the "cool" kids already liked to mock, so I felt fukking humiliated. The teacher dragged us both out of class and into the principal's office and we got sent home.

Years later I found out that the girl had been molested by her mother's boyfriend, more than likely why she knew so much about sexual stuff at such a young age.

Needless to say, being publicly humiliated like that as a child and constantly being mocked for that incident for years up until 8th grade made me very socially anxious and awkward until my early 20's

 

[VegetasHairline]

Stop sharing everything online! One star!

 

[CopiousX]

The stinky kind

 

[boogers]

Me and a girl in my second grade class got caught dry humping underneath a table during movie day. I wasn't exposed to sexual stuff at that age, so I thought she was just play wrestling with me.

A kid saw us and pointed us out in front of the whole class. All of the kids in the class started to point and laugh at me, and I was a nerdy little kid that the "cool" kids already liked to mock, so I felt fukking humiliated. The teacher dragged us both out of class and into the principal's office and we got sent home.

Years later I found out that the girl had been molested by her mother's boyfriend, more than likely why she knew so much about sexual stuff at such a young age.

Needless to say, being publicly humiliated like that as a child and constantly being mocked for that incident for years up until 8th grade made me very socially anxious and awkward until my early 20's

man, that level of trauma never leaves you

i remember learning geometry in fourth grade. my best friend from across the street was in class with me. jimmy.

teacher calls out "can anyone recognize an obtuse angle? obtuse. like obese, like a big fat person."

"oh, like boogers?" jimmy shouted. i was a fat kid in elementary. everyone laughed but me. even the teacher laughed

i punched him in his face after school. he met up with me like it was nothing. our friendship ended that day

fukk you jimmy

 

[CopiousX]

I actually remembered one. Years ago I used to play stand-up comedy during work with the sound in the background.But I never went and paid for the official clips because I was a cheap b*stard. I chose those sketchy pirate sites. The ones with pop up adds every few seconds.


So one day, I'm working at my desk and listening to Kevin Hart's second stand up special. A co-worker walks up to the desk, and he chuckles. Kevin wasnt as big back then as he is now, so the coworker approaches my phone to see which comedian is telling the jokes.


So I hear him say "huhh ..that's kinda funny. I wonder who that is doing the set. It's probably...." .

Then the coworker abruptly stops his sentence after getting to my phone, then he stares at me and does a double take. Then he finally walks off without saying anything.



I get curious and wonder why the coworker is acting weird. So I approach my phone, and I'm horrified to discover a full screen BANG Bros ad on the page, right on top of Kevin's stand up special. And even worse, it was a damn gif of a woman her whole azz spread out smiling at the camera


After spotting the ad, I quickly closed the browser and looked up from my phone to find the coworker. I see him on the other side of the room laughing in a group with some other coworkers and my immediate supervisor. And I quickly ran up there on some , "it's not what it looks like , guys !?' "lemme explain !"

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

I actually remembered one. Years ago I used to play stand-up comedy during work with the sound in the background.But I never went and paid for the official clips because I was a cheap b*stard. I chose those sketchy pirate sites. The ones with pop up adds every few seconds.


So one day, I'm working at my desk and listening to Kevin Hart's second stand up special. A co-worker walks up to the desk, and he chuckles. Kevin wasnt as big back then as he is now, so the coworker approaches my phone to see which comedian is telling the jokes.


So I hear him say "huhh ..that's kinda funny. I wonder who that is doing the set. It's probably...." .

Then the coworker abruptly stops his sentence after getting to my phone, then he stares at me and does a double take. Then he finally walks off without saying anything.



I get curious and wonder why the coworker is acting weird. So I approach my phone, and I'm horrified to discover a full screen BANG Bros ad on the page, right on top of Kevin's stand up special. And even worse, it was a damn gif of a woman her whole azz spread out smiling at the camera


After spotting the ad, I quickly closed the browser and looked up from my phone to find the coworker. I see him on the other side of the room laughing in a group with some other coworkers and my immediate supervisor. And I quickly ran up there on some , "it's not what it looks like , guys !?' "lemme explain !"

Lucky the ad algorithms didn't show a Ramon bangbros scene

 

[big bun]

I was just going to say my daughter caught me rapping in front of my bathroom mirror this morning as something embarrassing, but that wouldn’t be sick enough for this thread. Y’all knee grows are some fukking weirdos, man.

 

[boogers]

wheres @General Mills? he would dominate this thread lol

i still remember his thread on earthquake