Amerikan Melanin
Veteran
My worst was getting flagged by customs returning to USA. They took me in the back for an hour. I just sat there while they made some phone calls and then let me go. Said you’re all good and opened the door.
Best was I was running late cause my uber never came so ended up having to drive to the airport. Couldn’t find a spot in the lot had to go to auxiliary lot. Waited for the bus had like 20 min before my plane left. Walked in terminal and the line was crazy. Said fukk it pulled out my Twic badge and talked to a TSA lady and she said follow me and walked me straight to a metal detector scanned my shyt and said have a nice flight.
Got to the plane and got offered a first class upgrade for $100 extra. Hell yeah. 4 hours later I was on the beach.
Best was I was running late cause my uber never came so ended up having to drive to the airport. Couldn’t find a spot in the lot had to go to auxiliary lot. Waited for the bus had like 20 min before my plane left. Walked in terminal and the line was crazy. Said fukk it pulled out my Twic badge and talked to a TSA lady and she said follow me and walked me straight to a metal detector scanned my shyt and said have a nice flight.
Got to the plane and got offered a first class upgrade for $100 extra. Hell yeah. 4 hours later I was on the beach.
) like I was being arrested. Got all my stuff searched super thorough (medication, clothing, etc.). After going through all the scanners and bullshyt they finally let me through. It was early as fukk too and I was not tryna deal with that bullshyt 
Thankfully I was early cause the flight was full going back to LA. I get pulled out of the line everywhere for some reason but JFK gave me the super 
treatment.