what would be your presidential scandal?

[The 2020 New Member]

Let's say you're running and a deep dark secret comes out to slander you. The news is true. What is the exposal and how would you handle damage control?

I personally don't have any secrets but my posts on thecoli.com might keep me out the oval office.

 

[Prynce]

Nothing I'm pretty clean.

However if I had enough money and power to run for president, I would have anybody who tried to slander me touched.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Nothing I'm pretty clean.

However if I had enough money and power to run for president, I would have anybody who tried to slander me touched.

So your secret would be that you're ready to finesse a nikka?

Id vote for that nikka.

 

[Prynce]

So your secret would be that you're ready to finesse a nikka?

Id vote for that nikka.

I would be on some mafia shyt

 

[King Theo]

that I'm a playboy. and dabbles in a little nose candy

 

[Prynce]

that I'm a playboy. and dabbles in a little nose candy

You John F Kennedy breh?

 

[King Theo]

You John F Kennedy breh?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

that I'm a playboy. and dabbles in a little nose candy

I'm pretty sure America is ok with this.

I'm talmbout the thing that's gonna have them like

 

[King Theo]

I'm pretty sure America is ok with this.

I'm talmbout the thing that's gonna have them like

prob have every person that said some stupid shyt to me touched.

just have black m5's pull up with the Certified goons hoping out (gotta use the tax payers money in luxury brush's)

 

[sun raw]

dabbling in satanism and the occult, i'd just come up with a scapegoat, start a war or something

 

[Silkk]

Pretty sure i've been recorded by some sex workers

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

A picture of me in a mansion filled with 18 naked women in the middle of a drug fueled orgy surfaces out of nowhere....I simply say..."it wasn't me".

Which then becomes a national slogan and meme...

Which then leads to the third revival of shaggy's career as people think of his 2002 hit song "it wasn't me" which leads to him doing a parody skit on the whole situation on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

A picture of me in a mansion filled with 18 naked women in the middle of a drug fueled orgy surfaces out of nowhere....I simply say..."it wasn't me".

Which then becomes a national slogan and meme...

Which then leads to the third revival of shaggy's career as people think of his 2002 hit song "it wasn't me" which leads to him doing a parody skit on the whole situation on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

The third faux reggae reich

dabbling in satanism and the occult, i'd just come up with a scapegoat, start a war or something

Damn, i forgot i did that, too. Might pull out the grimoire.

 

[Ricky Church]

*awaits the Tranny allegations for half the members of the-coli to be mentioned...*

 

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