What would you do if a bear broke into your house?

[blockburna420]

He better come strapped

 

[Starski]

Call mystikal

 

[Malik1time]

Come to him as a woman

Excuse you?

 

[Ashley Banks]

Run back upstairs and tell my husband to get me a snack from the kitchen

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Jk

i would shoot what else could I do?

 

[puppetmaster]

Then

 

[Sterling Archer]

DEPENDS ON THE BEAR. BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK BEAR AND A GRIZZLY OR KODIAK.

The difference is only relative in relation to other bears. Cause if he want you, he got you. Black bear notwithstanding.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Grab my ginzu and run out the front door cause that’s a beautiful sword and I need to take it with me

 

[Neuromancer]

DEPENDS ON THE BEAR. BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK BEAR AND A GRIZZLY OR KODIAK.

Which is the friendly ones?

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Which is the friendly ones?

BLACK SCARE EASIER. THEY ARE ALSO MUCH SMALLER AND PROBABLY NOT AS STRONG.

EITHER WAY, I'M NOT TRYING TO PUT IT IN HEAD LOCK. I JUST WOULDN'T BE AS AFRAID TO STAND UP TO IT.

 

[EarlyEarly]

All looking for a fork and shyt

 

[MJ Truth]

I guess I'm the only one who thinks it's fukkin weird to put a Nest camera in your kitchen.

But yeah, I'd be terrified if a bear came into my home.

They wanna catch whoever been stealing the snacks.