What would you do if a pawg accused you of stealing her phone out in public?
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Walk away quietly with my hands in the air. Because all she gotta do is put ONE FINGER on me and i’m pressing charges to the fullest extent of the law and i won’t rest until her reputation and life are in ruins
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
"call it you stupid idiot"
i'd even hand her my phone, i'd make sure somebody heard me tell her to do it
i'd even hand her my phone, i'd make sure somebody heard me tell her to do it
Cat piss martini
Veteran
clerk: 1.75 ml of patron,mr pure lime and a cup of ice right?
me: two cups.....got hot draws in the whip.
karen: can you call the police....he has my phone.
me: ive had women do strange shyt to get my number but damn.
karen: you were walking behind me and my phone vanished.
me: you smell my cologne??......450$ for 3.3 ounces.
karen: it smells lovely.
me: i'm offended by your accusation.....deeply.
karen: maybe i left it at home....i'm sorry.
me: such a dreadful display.....dreadful.
*me getting back in the car*
her: was it crowded....you took forever.
me: this white bytch trying to say i stole her phone.
her: imagine that bullshyt......you having to steal a phone.
me: you know how to unlock stolen Iphones?
me: two cups.....got hot draws in the whip.
karen: can you call the police....he has my phone.
me: ive had women do strange shyt to get my number but damn.
karen: you were walking behind me and my phone vanished.
me: you smell my cologne??......450$ for 3.3 ounces.
karen: it smells lovely.
me: i'm offended by your accusation.....deeply.
karen: maybe i left it at home....i'm sorry.
me: such a dreadful display.....dreadful.
*me getting back in the car*
her: was it crowded....you took forever.
me: this white bytch trying to say i stole her phone.
her: imagine that bullshyt......you having to steal a phone.
me: you know how to unlock stolen Iphones?
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Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
No white woman is approaching me with no foolery like this. 
Have the appearance of somebody that cac women can try, brehs.
What y'all out here doing for white women to roll up on you dolo? Where do they get this type of courage?
Have the appearance of somebody that cac women can try, brehs.
What y'all out here doing for white women to roll up on you dolo? Where do they get this type of courage?
Toe Jay Simpson
Searchin’
To be honest, I might lean into it to troll a little bit as long as no one could hear it
Some lady did do this to a friend of mine all the while hiding behind her husband and I assume brother or friend. I told the store to call the police (they wanted to search his pockets), call her phone, or I'll call the police myself. For some reason the store was being difficult. While my friend was arguing, I called the police and said I wasn't sure if these people had a gun or not (I really wasn't, sort of). They got there fast and were pissed with the store for not calling her phone and not calming those people down and had them sit in the patrol car (police are always pissed if a gun may be involved I learned from another friend of mine). They called her phone and it turned out it was in her purse. I told him to file a report or at the least get something in writing, at the very least to inconvenience the white people bothering us and have a record of all this. As it would turn out, one of them had a warrant and got arrested outright (I assume - one got cuffed and tossed in a car) and we got a bunch of free stuff that day too as apologies for the staff member being incompetent. It was beautiful. 
Moral of the story: Always be the first to call the police when dealing with whites. It really fukks with them.
Moral of the story: Always be the first to call the police when dealing with whites. It really fukks with them.
White women are in love with being the victim. They will tempt fate and throw themselves into dangerous situations if only so they can reap some attention and sympathy from people. I've seen it one too many times and each time I am baffled.No white woman is approaching me with no foolery like this.
Have the appearance of somebody that cac women can try, brehs.
What y'all out here doing for white women to roll up on you dolo? Where do they get this type of courage?
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
No white woman has EVER come around me with this type of energy cause I don't even entertain them. I dont even entertain white women for them to have this chance. And plus, I dont look like somebody they can try this with.
nikka....
you must have no experience with the American judicial system to even type that dumb shyt out
I typed fantasy In The 2nd paragraph. nikka you must have no experience with reading to type that dumb ass shyt out. Lighten the fukk up.
You were so eager.
Sit down
