The BasedFather
Task Force
You get assigned a college dorm but you've never met your roommate before or don't know what they look like. Move in day is here and you walk in and see this guy
He's super flamboyant and has rainbow flags all on his side of the room and pictures of muscular men and Justin Bieber all over his wall. When he shakes your hand to greet you, his eyes sparkle and he gives you a wink and whispers in your ear "You're cute". You sleeping on your back tonight with that booty exposed? 
You gonna keep one eye open? 
There won't be any new dorms available until next week too and you're an hour away from home so you can't go back there and commute to school.
How are you going to deal with him?
You gonna keep one eye open? There won't be any new dorms available until next week too and you're an hour away from home so you can't go back there and commute to school. How are you going to deal with him?
