What would you do if you walked outside and saw this in your backyard?

[Deadpool1986]

 

[Michael9100]

I'd probably think it was a joke.... a guy in a bear suit sitting in my hammock....

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Go back in the house

 

[Rawtid]

"Son, wtf!!!"

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I'd bearly believe it if I saw it

 

[Brix]

 

[Neil Tyson]

Run inside the house and call the cops so they can come and shoot it/

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

I died laughing when I saw that on cnn

 

[Another Man]

Id drop the bucket and washrag I was gonna use to shine up my lambo, run up to the bear and punch it out, pick it up then toss it over my fence. Id then resume plans to wash the foreign whip, admire my 6 foot 8 275 chiseled physique in the reflection, then ride out picking up dimes to bring back. Im on vaca from my IT job, got plenty of time to play brehs

 

[Money Be Green]

Id drop the bucket and washrag I was gonna use to shine up my lambo, run up to the bear and punch it out, pick it up then toss it over my fence. Id then resume plans to wash the foreign whip, admire my 6 foot 8 275 chiseled physique in the reflection, then ride out picking up dimes to bring back. Im on vaca from my IT job, got plenty of time to play brehs

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Nothing new, except replace bear with hyenas or something, nothing an AK can't fix.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Well I'm related to Big Bear da gawd so I'd just call him up and ask him how to handle this

 

[Human Torch]

I couldnt bear it

 

[mannyrs13]

Id drop the bucket and washrag I was gonna use to shine up my lambo, run up to the bear and punch it out, pick it up then toss it over my fence. Id then resume plans to wash the foreign whip, admire my 6 foot 8 275 chiseled physique in the reflection, then ride out picking up dimes to bring back. Im on vaca from my IT job, got plenty of time to play brehs

might as well make a rug out his ass.

 

[King Poetic]

get my karl malone thing on. go grab my rifle load it with .308 winchester and boom