What would you do if your homie got 2 pieced by his girl?

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My roommate in college got hands put on him MULTIPLE times by MULTIPLE women and he never hit them back. He was actually about to marry one, but the relationship was on the rocks and his dumb azz got her pregnant thinking it would make things better. ... nope. Soon as she had the kid, she left my dude high and dry paying all their bills alone. Now he's with this other chick and she hits him too! I told him he needs to check these bytches and his excuse was "I'm a sucker for love and I don't wanna be alone. "

And that was the day I realized this dude was an A1 SIMP.
 
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KimJongTrill said:
My roommate in college got hands put on him MULTIPLE times by MULTIPLE women and he never hit them back. He was actually about to marry one, but the relationship was on the rocks and his dumb azz got her pregnant thinking it would make things better. ... nope. Soon as she had the kid, she left my dude high and dry paying all their bills alone. Now he's with this other chick and she hits him too! I told him he needs to check these bytches and his excuse was "I'm a sucker for love and I don't wanna be alone. "

And that was the day I realized this dude was an A1 SIMP.
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:mjcry:Damn, breh, is his father around?
 
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KimJongTrill said:
......nope. Basically raised by all women. Crazy thing is, this dude is like 6'0 350 lbs and played football and these birds STILL hit this guy.
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He need to nip that shyt in the bud, he has a "type". It will be just his luck that one day some girl says the worst possible thing
AND hits him and he cracks her one good time to make up for all the women who treated him like shyt. That don't need
to happen to him.
 
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Pretend like I don't see or hear shyt and act like its not happening..
 
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ADK said:
Would you watch him take his L or would you jump in and restrain her so she doesn't deliver the biscuit?
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not a motherfukking thing....

true story:


me, 2 of my nikkas... lets call them will and carlton... and will's girl... are riding in will's car

so me and carlton in back seat... we clowning all around on each other... while will and his girl in the front... all the sudden shyt got real

will: whatever baby!! if i'm dumb, then why is it your dumb ass failed last year :sas2:

will's girl: :birdman: nikka I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST PUT MY fukkING BUSINESS OUT THERE LIKE THAT!!!!! :ufdup:


*forgot to mention....... will is DRIVING*


all the sudden... whap whap whap in the jaw!!!!!!! not slaps..... three straight jabs to the motherfukking face... while this nikka is driving


me and carlton: :merchant::huhldup::pachaha:



nikka we didn't do shyt!!! we was literally cheesing with no sound coming out



will: bytch!!:demonic:

grabs her by the throat... mind you this nikka is still driving... pushes her towards her window and keeps holding her with the right hand

me and carlton: :lupe:

will's girl: arghhhh arghhh arghhhhhh :damn:


like we thought he was holding her off... nah this nikka was choking the life out of her with one hand, still driving, with the darth vader grip


me and carlton: :whoa::whoa::whoa::whoa::whoa: chill bruh chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill


had to wrestle that nikkas arm off her and let her breathe






needless to say... no... i wouldn't do shyt unless a man hit a woman... then i'd break it up.. but putting your hands on someone's female on some, get the fukk off him... anything can happen. the beef can turn towards you in an instant.. even from the dude you just tried to save... plus she ain't laying down no real punishment anyway
 
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CHILLL said:
i remember one time i was at my cousins house before we were going out
his girl was dressed in nothing but a grey t shirt, looking like she hadnt left the couch all day
we all dressed up finna dip so we take a couple pics for the gram
shes like lemme get in some pics
my nikka was like and he took one
she was like "oh you could take like 100 pics with your boys and not me?"
"u take pics with that bytch b....... too"?
we was all like
she was like "dont think i dont know"
he took his coat and left and she started crying
we was walking out the driveway all awkward
and she was like "...... u dont see me crying u gon leave me like this?":damn:
nikka was mad embarrased she ran down that driveway 'punched and kicked that nikka
she went super saiyin he probably got like 5 punches in the face and she walked back inside and closed the door
we all didnt do shyt
thas his business
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aww man:laff:ima let this one go
 
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Venem said:
not a motherfukking thing....

true story:


me, 2 of my nikkas... lets call them will and carlton... and will's girl... are riding in will's car

so me and carlton in back seat... we clowning all around on each other... while will and his girl in the front... all the sudden shyt got real

will: whatever baby!! if i'm dumb, then why is it your dumb ass failed last year :sas2:

will's girl: :birdman: nikka I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST PUT MY fukkING BUSINESS OUT THERE LIKE THAT!!!!! :ufdup:


*forgot to mention....... will is DRIVING*


all the sudden... whap whap whap in the jaw!!!!!!! not slaps..... three straight jabs to the motherfukking face... while this nikka is driving


me and carlton: :merchant::huhldup::pachaha:



nikka we didn't do shyt!!! we was literally cheesing with no sound coming out



will: bytch!!:demonic:

grabs her by the throat... mind you this nikka is still driving... pushes her towards her window and keeps holding her with the right hand

me and carlton: :lupe:

will's girl: arghhhh arghhh arghhhhhh :damn:


like we thought he was holding her off... nah this nikka was choking the life out of her with one hand, still driving, with the darth vader grip


me and carlton: :whoa::whoa::whoa::whoa::whoa: chill bruh chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill


had to wrestle that nikkas arm off her and let her breathe






needless to say... no... i wouldn't do shyt unless a man hit a woman... then i'd break it up.. but putting your hands on someone's female on some, get the fukk off him... anything can happen. the beef can turn towards you in an instant.. even from the dude you just tried to save... plus she ain't laying down no real punishment anyway
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yoooo. idk why but this (bold/underlined) made me laugh so loud.
 
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