What would you do if your son beat you up?

[Hopeofmypeople]

What woud be the next course of action? I am talking about when his in his teens.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

pay some thugs to rape him while wearing the Burger King masks.
make sure they record it and send me a copy.
then i clown my son with the video.

 

[Boolean]

Welp.

 

[The Wolf Among You]

We don't have son's in Harlem.

What kind of man let's another man create him?

 

[ba'al]

 

[Neil Tyson]

 

[Groanman]

Offer to pay his first and last months rent IF he agrees to move out.

 

[Listen]

pay some thugs to rape him while wearing the Burger King masks.
make sure they record it and send me a copy.
then i clown my son with the video.

 

[...o3]

...the only other thing you can do once your teen son puts them beats on you.............................start doing his homework and chores for him.

 

[SheriffOG]

gotta cop that strap and get him shook when he walks round corners, opens the fridge, taking a shyt. gotta him with that red beam just to let him know.

 

[DanniC]

Would never happen but I would tell his daddy who I'm sure would put his ass in the hospital.

 

[TEH]

I would cripple his punk ass ...

 

[YeLovesBoston]

Look at the mother like "you just gonna stand there and watch him assault me like that "

 

[YeLovesBoston]

"My shoulder was sore from this morning"

"I wasnt trying to fight him"

"If I hit him back I would have been arrested"

"He got a bunch of cheap shots"

"I had just eaten a bunch of food"

 

[Diondon]

Obviously your old man strength has failed you. Kill yourself.