What would you do in this scenario?

[Steve Piffler]

You are already late for work and you open the door to go into the garage and you see this:

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now you don't have a garage door opener, so you have to go over to where the ladder is to unlock and manually raise the door. and you can't raise the door from the outside either. and it's sunday, so animal control is closed and you don't have a gun. what do you do?

 

[Matt504]

call in sick and hope the racc00n is gone by the time I wake up from my bonus sleep.

 

[Ruck]

id do what other cacs would do. move out

 

[Steve Piffler]

after about 20 minutes of pondering your next move, you hear commotion in your garage. you open the door to find the racc00n TRASHING your garage. what do you do then?

 

[Larry Lobster]

Call 911

 

[Data-Hawk]

put on 5 pounds of clothes/any metal i can find to protect my arms and legs, find a bat or any form of a weapon, chase him from the door and open it..

 

[Sugar]

one of us aint leaving that garage alive

and i plan on seeing my grandchildren grow up so fukk that lil rodent

 

[OVERLORD]

broom handle + duct tape + knife = we goin hunting

 

[*crackSTAR*]

If you live in an area with wild animals just coming inside the crib I don't see a reason why you wouldn't own a gun...

Poison that fool.. Some chemicals mixed with some raw meat

 

[Dank Hill]

Im a grown ass man. Aint no rac00n gonna take over my home. Last week i had cat get in my garage ( i hate cats) and all i thought about how the claws would fukk up the paint on the whips. The cat didnt let itself out when i opened the garage door so i put my foot in his ass.

 

[Liu Kang]

 

[El Bombi]

More than likely he will run away from you, than attack you.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

Where the fukk do you guys find some of these gifs?

Anyway, its just a rac00n, they are not that dangerous. Just open the garage door and chase it out. The ones that can do a lot of damage are badgers apparently but only when they are cornered. Most wild animals will only attack you if they got their back against the wall so open a space and chase em out, they should give you no problems.

If it was a big ass snake though. I'd be crying and running out of there like a bytch

 

[Liu Kang]

Where the fukk do you guys find some of these gifs?[...]

Raccons are about that life. The one in the vid was putting the beats on doggie and fortunately the owner came to the rescue otherwise the rac00n would have had another body under his belt.

 

[beanz]

Call 911

this shyt reminds me of this time at my grandmas. i was staying over cause she was alone and she said there was a giant rat in the kitchen. im afraid to death of rats but for my grandma i was like and grabbed a bat. i saw that shyt and it really was fukking HUGE! we ended up calling the cops and they came with animal control. they caught it, and it wasnt a rat after all. it was her neighbors fukking ferret. i had never seen a ferret outside of beastmaster in my life so i really thought it was a long ass rat