What you say when approaching females?

[yo moms]

Since everyone on the coli pulls dimes every day I figured I could learn from the best

 

[yo moms]

Where have the experts gone? Do you speak about your IT certs?

 

[kikodadon]

i say a yo bytch wats gwannin

 

[SumBlackguyz]

You there, scoundrel. Give me the numerals to your mobile device before I'm not even fancied enough to care about you anymore.

 

[yo moms]

It's that easy.

 

[Fatboi1]

I just slightly tilt my head to the side while raising my eyebrow like The Rock and they know what it is.

 

[dappadonna]

 

[Crakface]

Since everyone on the coli pulls dimes every day I figured I could learn from the best

Until you learn how to say hello to a bytch please lose that avatar. I dont know why you're pretending to have some kind of swagger like real men but come around begging for tips on how to overcome the coward that exists within you.

HEres what you do

*walk up to bytch*

*say hello*

*compliment her quickly*

*ask her name*

*tell her your name*

*ask her if she lives in the area and what shes doing with her day*

*tell her what you're doing with your day*

*tell her she seems you're in a rush and she seems cool and that youd like to continue the convo / go out sometime*

*ask for her number or give her yours*

*tell her it was nice meeting her leave*

*leave*

shyt isnt rocket science. If she likes you physically and you seem respectful she will comply and if she thinks your ugly and swagless, which you probably are, she will not.

I have a feeling the hard part for you will be taking your eyes off the ground after you see a female you like. Pathetic.

 

[yo moms]

Until you learn how to say hello to a bytch please lose that avatar. I dont know why you're pretending to have some kind of swagger like real men but come around begging for tips on how to overcome the coward that exists within you.

HEres what you do

*walk up to bytch*

*say hello*

*compliment her quickly*

*ask her name*

*tell her your name*

*ask her if she lives in the area and what shes doing with her day*

*tell her what you're doing with your day*

*tell her she seems you're in a rush and she seems cool and that youd like to continue the convo / go out sometime*

*ask for her number or give her yours*

*tell her it was nice meeting her leave*

*leave*

shyt isnt rocket science. If she likes you physically and you seem respectful she will comply and if she thinks your ugly and swagless, which you probably are, she will not.

I have a feeling the hard part for you will be taking your eyes off the ground after you see a female you like. Pathetic.

 

[Schmoove]

*sees fine chick*

*walks up to her*

"...if you knew what was best for you, you would be approachin ME "

 

[Henryflo1]

What that thang smell like?

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[MoeDollaZ$]

pull my pants down and do the thizzle wiggle

 

[Henryflo1]

*sees fine chick*

*walks up to her*

"...if you knew what was best for you, you would be approachin ME "

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[YouLoveMe]

Can i smell your butt??

 

[Grizzly]

"What's good...how you doin today?

improv from there