What's it like being a Lebron Stan? How can I be one?

[tjax03]

What do I have to do in order to be a stan for Lebron? What are the requirements and rules?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Why would you want to be a Bron stain?

 

[75 Others]

 

[Hey_zeus]

This about to be merged into another Bron thread.

 

[Truefan31]

Tell everyone you're gonna enter the dunk contest then repeatedly back out

 

[Nostalgic]

Act like a prostitute that's constantly being mistreated.

 

[THE MACHINE]

Get your blood pressure to 120/80 before you sign the forms. You're joining a high stress environment. Study stats. Avoid using the eye test for anything. Pretend to like his shoe designs and acting. Keep your bags packed, just in case

 

[El Coupeacabra]

Get your blood pressure to 120/80 before you sign the forms. You're joining a high stress environment. Study stats. Avoid using the eye test for anything. Pretend to like his shoe designs and acting. Keep your bags packed, just in case

fukking

 

[Bilz]

What do I have to do in order to be a stan for Lebron? What are the requirements and rules?

You need to realize that Kobe is retired and that LeBron is your teams best player.

 

[I AM WARHOL]

Get your calculator ready. High quality reading glasses for box score analysis. Throw out your tv. Definitely dont need that. Just make sure you have youtube highlights on deck. Inhaler since youve probably suffered from asthma due to obesity and inactivity since a youth. Also you can throw away the condom you've been keeping in your wallet for the past ten years "just incase" cause you definitely arent gonna need it.

Congrats you're now a lebron stan

 

[ELESDEE616]

Grow up with a father

 

[Jerz]

Need to become and spin doctor and excuse maker first

 

[Brandon M.]

first u gotta enjoy watching football players play basketball

 

[Primetime21]

Get your blood pressure to 120/80 before you sign the forms. You're joining a high stress environment. Study stats. Avoid using the eye test for anything. Pretend to like his shoe designs and acting. Keep your bags packed, just in case

 

[tjax03]

Get your calculator ready. High quality reading glasses for box score analysis. Throw out your tv. Definitely dont need that. Just make sure you have youtube highlights on deck. Inhaler since youve probably suffered from asthma due to obesity and inactivity since a youth. Also you can throw away the condom you've been keeping in your wallet for the past ten years "just incase" cause you definitely arent gonna need it.

Congrats you're now a lebron stan