What's more lame: Lying on your dikk or pillow talking?

[Larry Lambo]

Problem is y'all using what u think is logic based on what u learned from others

I'm speaking from experience

Do women prefer men other women want?

Yes

But the part y'all leaving out is women get turned on when they actually SEE women all over u or at least hear about how amazing you are from OTHER WOMEN.

Your drought having ass trying to convince her u some kinda ladies man is not gonna work out in real life the way the Coli has u thinking it will

I've never been denied p*ssy for telling a chick I ain't get none in awhile

And I tell chicks it's been awhile even when it hasn't been. If they really think u that dude they not gonna believe u anyway

I doubt you been in a situation where keeping it 100 would make you look lame. Some cats ain't got P in 2-3-4 years or forever.

I'm not saying you gotta put it out there like you Cassanova. But if you are in a social circle with chicks, they gotta think you at least have something on deck.

If you directly spitting at a chick, then there's no need to front, because she doesn't know. But within the people you interact with consistently, I don't think there's anything wrong with portraying that you have a normal sex life, even if you have to make it up.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

Do dudes really do this past high school? (Blk dudes I mean, b/c non-blk dudes do it ALL the time...insecurities over 9000.)

I can't remember the last time I heard a blk dude lying about smashing a chick.

I've run into a few chatty Patties, who got some p*ssy and went from Barbershop to Foot locker to every basketball court in his nearby vicinity to talk about how fat the ass was. (Edit: Blk dudes be outlining a literal mission. "You stay with the payload, Imma flank while that other nikka goes to through the front. Bet!")

But this lying on the dikk seems like more of a white phenomenon.

White dude: "Like yeah bro! I TOTALLY smashed her and fukked her again in her mom's room..."

Anybody with sense: "Ya'll only spoke online right?"

 

[Larry Lambo]

Do dudes really do this past high school? (Blk dudes I mean, b/c non-blk dudes do it ALL the time...insecurities over 9000.)

I can't remember the last time I heard a blk dude lying about smashing a chick.

I've run into a few chatty Patties, who got some p*ssy and went from Barbershop to Foot locker to every basketball court in his nearby vicinity to talk about how fat the ass was. (Edit: Blk dudes be outlining a literal mission. "You stay with the payload, Imma flank while that other nikka goes to through the front. Bet!")

But this lying on the dikk seems like more of a white phenomenon.

White dude: "Like yeah bro! I TOTALLY smashed her and fukked her again in her mom's room..."

Anybody with sense: "Ya'll only spoke online right?"

IRL, adult brehs don't lie about smashing a particular chick. But please believe these dudes that ain't got P in years lie to their homies and say they got something.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

IRL, adult brehs don't lie about smashing a particular chick. But please believe these dudes that ain't got P in years lie to their homies and say they got something.

Lol! Oh okay. I was gonna say...even IN high school you know at white schools, white dudes would be lying on chicks talking about having smashed them to try and punish a chick for not wanting them.

That's some shyt that NEVER happened at blk schools growing up. Blk dudes would literally tell u if they smashed or not. There would be entire village meetings to discuss the viability of smashing but it was never mean-spirited.

 

[El Bajo Negro]

I've never been denied p*ssy for telling a chick I ain't get none in awhile

And I tell chicks it's been awhile even when it hasn't been. If they really think u that dude they not gonna believe u anyway

I tell a chick it's been awhile so she knows what to expect that first nut gonna be early as fukk, like the first half a pump

Round 2 will be fire tho

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Huh

 

[Scuti]

And I tell chicks it's been awhile even when it hasn't been. If they really think u that dude they not gonna believe u anyway

i told the girl i lost my virginity to that i was a virgin, she would NOT believe me. I must have said it about 5 times and every time she called me a jerk for lying

 

[Shadow King]

Lying though the sweeping general untruth to cultivate a mystique like @Larry Lambo brought up isn't that serious.

 

[Ohene]

Lying on your dikk

 

[L&HH]

Wtf is wrong with pillow talking

Where do y'all come from mane

Whats more lame.....posting on a message board or pillow talking with a chick

Pillow talking isn't just talking with a woman in bed about random shyt. Pillow talking is gossiping with a woman or spilling intimate details about shyt you shouldn't be telling her.