might as well make this the Official thread breh @I-Hate-You
edit: Cena is also returning on this show right? I really hope the ratings still suck
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What's New York's Coke Scene Looking Like These Days?
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El Cocodrilo
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It needs to be a '30 Rock' style comedy with HBO tendencies. 3 Seasons max - 1 in the 80's, 1 in the 90's and one in the 00's.
Just put all the most ludicrous rumoured half stories about Vince over the years in there and change the names. Taking everyone's finishers in a bar. A roid rage incident at a Steroid trial for the fukkery. The XFL. Pat Patterson pushing people in the pool. "I LOVE SNOWCONES". A literal ton of cocaine. The Tyson negotiations. Not believing in Asian porn. A failed run for office. The Plane Ride From Hell episode would be told entirely through police interviews.
And the piece de resistance - the Jack Donaghy like presence of his father, who is revealed to be a cocaine induced halucination at the end of Season 1. And when you look back on it, you realise that no-one else ever saw or interacted with him
lol fuk
someone rep this man again
the first ever coke transaction on LIVE tv
Vince transfers it from his palm into the tape under Ambroses palm.
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the first ever coke transaction on LIVE tv
Vince transfers it from his palm into the tape under Ambroses palm.
You got it backwards.
Vince hands off to Dean then motions for him to give the money to Triple H.
A Nightmare On Coke Street
Raw series finale to reveal it was all just a crazy dream - Kayfabe News
According to documents leaked today on Reddit, the special five-hour finale will depict McMahon awakening, his brow slick with sweat, to realize that all of the drama, violence and mayhem of WWE were just the conjurings of his fevered imagination.
“Omigod, I had the weirdest dream,” the pajama-clad McMahon says to wife Linda, with whom he operates a modest bakery in suburban Connecticut.
“I dreamed I was this insane billionaire who made musclemen dress up in spandex, and they would yell and fight each other in a different city every week,” he continued. “And it was all on this live TV show that millions of people watched every week no matter how ridiculous or infuriating I made it.”
The “All Just a Dream” motif — a popular trope previously employed inDallas and The Wizard of Oz — was reportedly chosen for the Raw series finale because there was no rational way to explain all of the irrational twists and plot holes over the preceding 23 seasons.
By revealing it all to be a dream, the writers of Raw can easily explain away ludicrous storylines including the McMahon limo bombing, the Katie Vick saga, the Donald Trump versus Rosie O’Donnell debacle, everything about Kane, and practically every live musical performance.
Though some fans are expected to be disappointed by the “dream” explanation, most have already given up on Raw to solely watch NXT instead.
Raw series finale to reveal it was all just a crazy dream - Kayfabe News
According to documents leaked today on Reddit, the special five-hour finale will depict McMahon awakening, his brow slick with sweat, to realize that all of the drama, violence and mayhem of WWE were just the conjurings of his fevered imagination.
“Omigod, I had the weirdest dream,” the pajama-clad McMahon says to wife Linda, with whom he operates a modest bakery in suburban Connecticut.
“I dreamed I was this insane billionaire who made musclemen dress up in spandex, and they would yell and fight each other in a different city every week,” he continued. “And it was all on this live TV show that millions of people watched every week no matter how ridiculous or infuriating I made it.”
The “All Just a Dream” motif — a popular trope previously employed inDallas and The Wizard of Oz — was reportedly chosen for the Raw series finale because there was no rational way to explain all of the irrational twists and plot holes over the preceding 23 seasons.
By revealing it all to be a dream, the writers of Raw can easily explain away ludicrous storylines including the McMahon limo bombing, the Katie Vick saga, the Donald Trump versus Rosie O’Donnell debacle, everything about Kane, and practically every live musical performance.
Though some fans are expected to be disappointed by the “dream” explanation, most have already given up on Raw to solely watch NXT instead.
I know it's Kayfabe News and NXT is dope, but this is some
