Anytime someone in my family goes to any school past high school, they are somehow looking for me to put them on with some IT job, since they think me being a a IT manager...which is really not even what I am....what we do is not really IT...and somehow everyone think that means I run the damn company...
Family member graduating from college: Duckbutta breh I got that degree
...took me 6 years but your boy got a bonafide bachelors in theater arts
...go ahead and put your boy on
...you know i got them IT skills
...you remember that one time I was asking you how to hook up that printer but then i figured it out over the phone
...when do i start
Me:
Family member getting a "certificate": Duckbutta breh I got that certificate
...was out here grinding at jobco for 3 straight months
....i went every other weekend
...go ahead and hook your boy up
...i was in there teaching them single mothers how to use a computer
...i know how to set up passwords
...what is the starting pay
Me:
Family member completing some training: Duckbutta i finished my training
...go ahead and hook your boy up
...shyt i even set up my xbox to be wireless
...tell you what i will do it for cheap to...
...i will start at say 69 k
Me:
I straight up had a relative tell her son "just call duckbutta and he can get you a job where he work..." then when i was like "nah it don't work like that"...bytch said "well he can just move in with you until he find something right?""
Move in with me? bytch I'm 30, engaged, and moving into a house and you think I am going to let your random ass son move in with me...
Lil nikka thinking its gonna happen to he all in the corner on some
