Whats some extra Dumb Sh!t you've seen in life ?

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

The other day I went to the local bong shop with my girl. On the way into the store we walk pass a car with a baby in it, windows up, turned off, with no keys in the car. Its about 97 degrees outside.

The damn baby in the car like

So I have my girl stand outside ,and I go into the bong shop like "yo someone call the cops some Asswipe left their child in the store"

Then some bro ass white boy comes out the blue on some shyt. Talking about "Thats my baby, no need to call the cops, Shes alright"

Im like nikka no shes not, wtf dude ? Dont you watch the news ? Babies get left in the car and die everyday b.
You need to get your priorities straight and get your infant before she dies.

Then the manager at the store started flipping shyt. "Bro you need to get the fukk out the store right now dude like seriously, we cant have a goddamn baby dying in front of the store. Thats bad P.O

So the a$$hole leaves and gets in the car and drives off.

If that nikka baby died in the car that would have been a wrap for white boy. The news woulda had a field day .
BREAKING NEWS, LOCAL BABY DIES IN FRONT OF A MARIJUANA PARAPHERNALIA SHOP.


Whats extra some dumb shyt yall have seen in life.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

A chick trynna air up a tire that had duct tape all over it.

 

[MushroomX]

Some obese woman drove her powerchair thru the drive thru, and it lost power before it got to the window.

 

[Remote]

A group of 4 thug mamas walking down the street singing Method Man "All I Need"

To be fair, this was 20 years ago and I've seen more dumb shyt since then. But I haven't seen many hoodrats singing in unison in public.
And that song, of all.

 

[JohnStarksMiddleFinger]

The other day I went to the local bong shop with my girl. On the way into the store we walk pass a car with a baby in it, windows up, turned off, with no keys in the car. Its about 97 degrees outside.

The damn baby in the car like

So I have my girl stand outside ,and I go into the bong shop like "yo someone call the cops some Asswipe left their child in the store"

Then some bro ass white boy comes out the blue on some shyt. Talking about "Thats my baby, no need to call the cops, Shes alright"

Im like nikka no shes not, wtf dude ? Dont you watch the news ? Babies get left in the car and die everyday b.
You need to get your priorities straight and get your infant before she dies.

Then the manager at the store started flipping shyt. "Bro you need to get the fukk out the store right now dude like seriously, we cant have a goddamn baby dying in front of the store. Thats bad P.O

So the a$$hole leaves and gets in the car and drives off.

If that nikka baby died in the car that would have been a wrap for white boy. The news woulda had a field day .
BREAKING NEWS, LOCAL BABY DIES IN FRONT OF A MARIJUANA PARAPHERNALIA SHOP.


Whats extra some dumb shyt yall have seen in life.

On the real, I saw this sign at Wal-Mart the other day. I can't believe they have to remind parents to check their cars before coming inside

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

I saw a dude steal beer from a store while wearing his work uniform. The cops looking at the security cameras, and this nikka. walking out the store with a 12 pack, rocking his work shirt that says " I <3 my job" on the back of it.

The cop like

Long Horn Steakhouse

 

[ManBearPig]

I was taking the Blue Line home

 

[ManBearPig]

I saw a dude steal beer from a store while wearing his work uniform. The cops looking at the security cameras, and this nikka. walking out the store with a 12 pack, rocking his work shirt that says " I <3 my job" on the back of it.

The cop like

Long Horn Steakhouse

Lol