What's some shyt you've said or done to make someone back down from a fight/altercation?

[Brandeezy]

For me there has been two incidents which happened recently. Last week I went to the bar with my uncle and cousin after work just to watch some games and chill. We sat down near the bar at this table that had too many stools plus there was a cac bytch sitting at the end so I move one stool out of the way to make space, the cac bytch at the end says "Stoppppp why are you...." then I slammed my hand on the table loud as hell and said "fukk! All I'm trying to do is chill and you're fukking trippin!" . Her cac husband comes running over on some " what's wrong buddy" shyt. I don't say shyt and they both leave while the rest of the bar is . My uncle knows the manager so I didn't get kicked out after but that shyt was quiet as hell for a min.

The other time I was pushing a shopping cart in the parking lot at a grocery store when this fakkit speeding on a motorcycle doesn't see me and swerves then busts his ass on the ground. He gets up and says "I should fukk u up for that" I flip and tell him "You wanna kill me then kill me right now fukk boy" then I pull out my pocket knife and try to hand it to him while saying "You real? then come kill me right now"! He's now looking like then picks up his bike and says "you're not worth it bro" and rides off.

Learned it from my mama brehs

 

[Chill]

Separated them from the area and told them to just "chill/relax ".

 

[Non Sequitur]

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Pulled the strap

 

[Captain]

"I have AIDS" works

of course this would be completely unecessary if you are trained in BJJ and are not afraid of conflict

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

 

[RichYung]

My brother told a nikka "look man we can do whatever, but if you ain't willing to kill/die over this shyt you can walk away now"