Whats the best way to get rid of a chick?

Knowledge

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Apr 6, 2014
Messages
12,621
Reputation
4,305
Daps
74,337
Reppin
NULL
Getting bytches aint the problem. Its getting rid of em.

-I've gotten rid of em in person. But then they start crying n shyt talking about how much they sacrificed for you n shyt. Trying to give you the p*ssy "one more time" to trap you. And you just looking like :francis:

-I've cancelled them via text message. But then they complain about how you dont respect them enough to tell them in person and beg to see you when you already know how they gonna act in person. And you looking at your phone like :hhh:(see above).

-I've ghosted bytches. Which is my most used method because you dont have to deal with the unnecessary crying and long drawn out lectures about shyt that wont matter by tomorrow anyways. People say its the most immature way to go about things but nikkas aint trying to hear all that crying n shyt. BUT I have had a few pop up on me outta theh blue on some, "so whats up? you just disappear on me?". And you sitting there looking at her like :yeshrug:.

So in your honest opinion. Whats the best way to break it off with someone. I just let one go about an hour ago and I tried to do it the right way (#1) because she was a cool ass chick and good to talk to about black issues and I honestly just wanted to keep her as a friend. BUT DAMN I'm not an emotional person as it is and I cant deal with someone else being all emotional, beggin n shyt
 

Knowledge

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Apr 6, 2014
Messages
12,621
Reputation
4,305
Daps
74,337
Reppin
NULL
It's even harder when they know where you live. Had a chick tell me all these scenarios she'd do to my property if I did her dirty :dwillhuh:

I got cameras stupid you ain't getting away with it
See breh, thats why i NEVER let chicks know where i rest my head. You gotta lie to these chicks like how some posters be getting whoppers from mcdonalds
 

prince_peoples

Superstar
Joined
Dec 18, 2014
Messages
8,433
Reputation
987
Daps
32,228
I have been trying to fig this shyt out my Whole life

Luckily I travel a lot so I use the “ Ima be in _____ city for the next few months”.
 

Doobie Doo

Veteran
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
60,966
Reputation
24,088
Daps
395,322
Reppin
Raleigh, NC
If you ain't trolling and can take a false blow to your ego, I break up with chicks by making it seem like she's better than me and I am not good enough for her. Just have some monologue ready about how she is achieving so much and how you feel like you are holding her back and you can't keep up with her. She deserves someone more in tune with her needs and you can't provide the emotional financial or physical needs she deserves.

Saves her ego. Gives her false hope and if she still doesn't break up with you now you got the green light to shyt on her. Plus she will run and tell her girlfriends
 

Knowledge

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Apr 6, 2014
Messages
12,621
Reputation
4,305
Daps
74,337
Reppin
NULL
If you ain't trolling and can take a false blow to your ego, I break up with chicks by making it seem like she's better than me and I am not good enough for her. Just have some monologue ready about how she is achieving so much and how you feel like you are holding her back and you can't keep up with her. She deserves someone more in tune with her needs and you can't provide the emotional financial or physical needs she deserves.

Saves her ego. Gives her false hope and if she still doesn't break up with you now you got the green light to shyt on her. Plus she will run and tell her girlfriends
breh, no cap no troll. I did that shyt in person. I told chick she deserve better than me, she wasn't trying to hear that shyt at all lol
 
Top