What's the biggest ether you got from the opposite sex?

[Sleepy Walker]

"are you going to commit suicide or shoot up the school bro?"

 

[FreedS[ohh]lave]

I used to clean up at my hs and be the handsome dude a lot of broads liked

One day this new kid they called pretty Ricky came to school and this broad told me I'm no longer the hottest dude in school she said pretty Ricky now was

 

[Throwbacksample]

I used to clean up at my hs and be the handsome dude a lot of broads liked

One day this new kid they called pretty Ricky came to school and this broad told me I'm no longer the hottest dude in school she said pretty Ricky now was

 

[Reactor1804]

Back when braids was popping I had this chic I met do them for me. She wasn't charging me shyt, until I hit it. Next thing you know I call the bytch and she start saying I need to pay her to braid my hair, when she already braided it 2-3 times for free





















bytch p*ssy was wack anyway!

 

[SheWantTheD]

Back when braids was popping I had this chic I met do them for me. She wasn't charging me shyt, until I hit it. Next thing you know I call the bytch and she start saying I need to pay her to braid my hair, when she already braided it 2-3 times for free





















bytch p*ssy was wack anyway!

how many times you hit it?

 

[triplehate]

The first L I took I was 2 months into Afghan mind you I've been dating this chick for a year before I left and all that life was good during the patrol I was actually talking to my homie about how I was going to marry the chick and all that. We get back and I head to the MWR so I can call her she picks up the phone and is like "hey uh I don't think I can be with a man in the military" and how she was out drinking and ended up smashing some dude. shyt was literally the worst timing ever to tell me some bullshyt.

The 2nd L-So I get back to the states and I start chilling with this dime on ECUs volleyball team fine thick snow bunny i think I'm winning brehs Bruh I was driving an hour and a half back to base on workdays to make it to work after staying at this chick crib. She had me on full simp status. I have a key and everything so one night I get there after work I hear the music blasting I figure eh she just bumping her shyt. I walk in no ones in the living room. I can hear this bytch getting the dikk
I'm like fukk it and walk into the bedroom the nikka smashing is just like

She's looking at me like

im standing there like

I grabbed my shyt out of the crib and bounced no need to try and catch a case over a broad who belongs to the game

But those were some next level type Ls I took

Simping a ECU chick and you ain't directly on campus

 

[shutterguy]

Had a friend that would let me hug and grab on her, she knew I wanted to fukk too, I let her sleep over a few times, she flat out told me I wasn't getting sex from her. She straight cuddle-buddied me . That happened a few times then I cut her off....... especially when she would randomly fukk friends of ours.

 

[Freedman]

" I don't want to have sex with you because then I wouldn't have a best friend anymore "

From the same chick "I love you bestfriend This whole time you've basically been like my boyfriend just without the sex "

Me : "Love you too bestfriend"
Me on the inside : " "

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

Absolutely never dated him and no weird behavior either but had a male professor tell me "Your looks will at least get you in the door." He was supposed to be critiquing us for our mass communications career path but that was all he had for me. I took college very serious so I was offended/hurt af even told my mama on him. Stayed mad too until a few years out of college I understood what he meant. Once I accepted the rules life became a piece of cake.

 

[koolkeef]

" GENERAL WHAT fukk DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING??"

 

[General Mills]

Lolol! Our coach was this red faced cac who was about 5'9. Had mad hops tho! He could dunk EASILY


He went smooth off on me for that Jumpman shyt.