Whats the corniest beat you ever heard in rap?

[Cadillac]

what in Gods name is this shyt

earl sweatshirt for you

great lyricist

but his artistry decisions has you questioning if that man is sane or not

 

[Ish Gibor]

Most of Nas shyt unfortunately

Most means more than 50%. Are you sure about that? Because he has some of he most legendary music in Hip Hop history.

 

[patscorpio]

Thread belongs to Laffy Taffy.


I won't even embed that shyt I don't want that in my algorithm or search history.

This...I still shake my head at the times I heard this shyt in the club and parties

 

[Ish Gibor]

JJ Fad had some wack beats and for a long time they held the crown. They were so wack Roxanne Shanté had to diss them. But listening to some in this thread, they weren't as bad.







[Verse 2]
"How could you get a gold record when you sound like J.J. Fad?
I mean come on, let’s be for real, I mean I didn’t wanna say it
But their shyt was so wack, yo, this one I know you’ll play it
It’s a record
A wacky record
Now my name is Shanté, not Wanda Wawa
And I'm here to make a record, and some people say I'm a star
I say, yeah, I do agree, but you have to think real close
I mean, when it comes to bein’ wacky, J.J. Fad, yeah, they're the most"
[...]
[Verse 4]
"Now if you want a example, let me tell you what makes me mad
Did you ever hear Supersonic that was by J.J. Fad?
Listen close to what I'm sayin, 'cause it went somethin' like this (blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah)
Or you can say I missed, I really can't resist
To come to someone, up to their face and then give them a diss
I do it all the time, every time I say a rhyme (Bass)"

Roxanne Shanté – Wack Itt (Remix)

(Bass) / (Bass) / (Bass) / [Chorus] / Wack it, wack it, wack it, wack it, wack it / Wack it, wack it, wack it, wack it, wack it (Bass) / Wack it, wack it, wack it, wack it, wack it

genius.com

I know of other wacky beats, but I have suppressed them from my memory to not cause brain damage.

 

[patscorpio]

This shyt will make a girl coochie bone dry

Clearly was not outside when this came out

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

A Eminem beat, or the Arab beat era in hip hop

 

[Reptile]

Clearly was not outside when this came out

What does this have to do with the beat being corny dumbass nikka?

 

[patscorpio]

What does this have to do with the beat being corny dumbass nikka?

Nah little bytch...you said it made a girl coochie bone dry...you weren't outside if you were saying that...if you said the beat was corny I would have kept it movin

 

[Reptile]

Nah little bytch...you said it made a girl coochie bone dry...you weren't outside if you were saying that...if you said the beat was corny I would have kept it movin

It apparently dont make YOUR coochie dry fakkit ass nikka. You get tingly when you listen to Nas. Negged.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I thought that shyt sounded like a theme song to a show on Nickelodeon when it dropped

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

back when producers were using some random cell phone software to make beats for ringtones

ngl, some of the old cell phone/2 way alerts were hard if anyone could compile them from back in the days and export them

this whole era

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Slightly off topic but Icewear Vezzo recently spit some bars over this

 

[Reptile]

This beat is ear sodomy

Got damn this shyt is corny AND terrible. Alex Da Kid was ASSSSSSSSS

 

[Redwing80]

One of the worst songs OAT imo. Eminem production

This shyt 100% sound like 50 couldn't tell him no

 

[Redwing80]

This shyt is ASS. Maybe its because I hear the commercial so much but nah this shyt is CHEEEEEEEEZIIE!

The hook ruined a classic song

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Don’t know if it’s been posted but this is legitimately the worst beat I’ve ever heard in my life

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