Whats the craziest lies a girl has told you so you can talk to her

[BrothaZay]

Ite me and my ex. We aint really been talking like we used to and she told me she get jealous and insecure when i give other girls attention. So earlier this week i hit her up. Im like wussup and shes like "nothin not feelin when in bed" im like whats wrong. She told me i had a car accident. So im like what happened she told "around 4am i was hungry and went to get something to eat and my car flipped over like 3 times" some bullshyt like that. Im like "so you didnt go to the doctor" she was like "i did but just my shoulder hurts
im like

I remember she once told me her "brother" got killed while we were together by 3 goons in ski mask. Thing is she never grieved over the shyt

This is a different girl, she been trying to get me for some time but i usually blow her off cuz shes not my type. So the other day she tells me "my great grandma died " We talk about it and shes like the funeral is on Saturday. I tell her keep her head up and what not.

So earlier this week she text me out the blue, "hey you wanna hang out on Saturday" Im like " dont you have the service on saturday" shes like "what service" Im like the funeral. Shes like oohhhhh, i dont funerals i feel uncomfortable. Im just like

Crazy week for me

/rant

 

[matthew2777]

girls like that are crazy and prolly were molested or sum sh1t....gonna be alot of issues...but good sex

this one girl told me she got raped in mexico and had a baby that she hasnt seen in 3 years lol

later she admitted it was a lie.

she also told me she got into a fight and stabbed a girl in mexico and left her to die

..she later told me she thought about killing me while i was asleep :/ and that she didnt know why and that she needed help...not sure if that was a lie tho LOL ...and this was right before bed time too

cant believe i actually went to sleep that night, coulda been dead lol

i shuda took that a lil more serious.

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

This woman sounds like a sociopath. I would never speak to her again after the fake murder of an alleged brother.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

She told me she was pregnant so i wouldnt leave her. She wasnt pregnant though, friend.

 

[Jesus]

She told me she was pregnant so i wouldnt leave her. She wasnt pregnant though, friend.

The Asian chick?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

The Asian chick?

Panamanian. She was a demon.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

One of my best friends wifed up the craziest bytch I've ever met. In his defense, she spent tons of money on him and pretty much did whatever he wanted. She was kind of a boring person, otherwise, though. She was this half-korean, half-white girl, in case some of you are wondering.

Anyway, he dumped her because she kept trying to go through all of his shyt and spazzed whenever he would hang out with me and his other friends without her. Always accused him of cheating and shyt.

She kept bugging him for months about where he was, what he was doing, using their mutual friends' Facebook pages to look at what he was up to, etc. Eventually she sent him a text message with the following message:

GOOD THING THE BABY DIDN'T SURVIVE THE MISCARRIAGE OR ELSE HE WOULDN'T HAVE A DAD

His dumb ass believed her and they got back together for like, 3 more months. He broke up with her again, thank gawd, but shyt. I couldn't fukkin' stand her considering he didn't even have a problem getting laid without having a girlfriend.

 

[Gotright]

im 18.......i knew she was 16 doe.

 

[Jutt]

She told me she was pregnant so i wouldnt leave her. She wasnt pregnant though, friend.

Had a chick do that after we broke up, bytch tried to send me pictures of a postive pregnancy test.

I saw the picture and was like "bytch you aint pregnant leave me alone"

 

[cleanface coney]

One of my best friends wifed up the craziest bytch I've ever met. In his defense, she spent tons of money on him and pretty much did whatever he wanted. She was kind of a boring person, otherwise, though. She was this half-korean, half-white girl, in case some of you are wondering.

Anyway, he dumped her because she kept trying to go through all of his shyt and spazzed whenever he would hang out with me and his other friends without her. Always accused him of cheating and shyt.

She kept bugging him for months about where he was, what he was doing, using their mutual friends' Facebook pages to look at what he was up to, etc. Eventually she sent him a text message with the following message:

GOOD THING THE BABY DIDN'T SURVIVE THE MISCARRIAGE OR ELSE HE WOULDN'T HAVE A DAD

His dumb ass believed her and they got back together for like, 3 more months. He broke up with her again, thank gawd, but shyt. I couldn't fukkin' stand her considering he didn't even have a problem getting laid without having a girlfriend.

damn thats fukked up

bytches can be evil goddamn

but as long as he got outta there

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Had a chick do that after we broke up, bytch tried to send me pictures of a postive pregnancy test.

I saw the picture and was like "bytch you aint pregnant leave me alone"

18 years later...............

- FATHER!??!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?


Its so demonic, friend.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

She told me she was pregnant so i wouldnt leave her. She wasnt pregnant though, friend.

This. fukk that bytch.

Edit:

Wait...

Wait....

Is this the recent pregnancy? Nooooooooooooooo... wtf!??!

 

[Jutt]

18 years later...............

- FATHER!??!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?


Its so demonic, friend.

I know for a fact that bytch wasnt pregnant though...she was just trying to get me to freak out.


Didnt work....THAT is whats demonic, friend.

 

[BrothaZay]

shyt is sad

 

[Mr. Somebody]

This. fukk that bytch.

Edit:

Wait...

Wait....

Is this the recent pregnancy? Nooooooooooooooo... wtf!??!

Im not sure what you mean but this happened over a decade ago.