What's the craziest thing you've done to get the girl/guy you LOVED?

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Because my baby Jennifer Lawrence has got me thinking...:ohhh:

I was thinking of seriously finding a way to meet her brothers, Ben and Blaine, and her mother and father, Karen and Gary. :yeshrug:

I'm not sure if they are all still residing in Kentucky or not, but if I befriend them, show them I'm worth their sister/daughter's attention then maybe I could have a chance. :myman:

I don't want her money and I'd support myself, I just want one date. :ohlawd:

I'm about to invite her to my company's holiday party through youtube like the soldier's did for other celebs. It worked for them. :win:

I'm also seeking jobs in California because she lives in Santa Monica. :leon:

The closest job I've found is this one, which is 48.6 miles or 49 mins away from her home.:ohhh:

JournalismJobs.com - Job Listing - Weekend Editor / Copy Editor

Or If i ever get cancer or a serious disease, there's always hope that i could ask for a date as my last wish before I perish. :manny:

What do you think? :demonic:
 
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