What's The Difference Between Having A Housewife, And A Housepet?

[CouldntBeMeTho]

having a housewife is no different from having a house pet. waiting on you at the door to get home from work..

then you gotta feed it...

constantly pay attention to it, or itll run away..

a woman with hobbys and goals >

I don't have time to coddle and babysit housepets all damn day.

 

[BocaRear]

The difference is, when your housepet leaves you're better off cause you don't have to pay for no more pet shyt.
When your housewife leaves tho you'll be lucky to have a house left

 

[BocaRear]

Double post.
Women shouldn't have rights.

 

[Turbulent]

a housewife contributes to the home by doing home stuff that needs to be done and she also provides input into decisions that affect the family.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

The difference is, when your housepet leaves you're better off cause you don't have to pay for no more pet shyt.
When your housewife leaves tho you'll be lucky to have a house left

When she leaves your ass, she gone leave with half

she gonna end up in a unmarked grave in the backyard next to Rover

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

a housewife contributes to the home by doing home stuff that needs to be done and she also provides input into decisions that affect the family.

horses and oxen have been trained to help around the house too

all jokes aside, my point is.. most men just want a housepet

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

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[CouldntBeMeTho]

a housewife contributes to the home by doing home stuff that needs to be done and she also provides input into decisions that affect the family.

horses and oxen have been trained to help around the house too

all jokes aside, my point is.. most men just want a housepet. and some women want to BE housepets

 

[BocaRear]

When she leaves your ass, she gone leave with half

she gonna end up in a unmarked grave in the backyard next to Rover

I know a nikka paying child support for one of his kids, his baby momma car and crib is bigger than his #GMB

 

[Turbulent]

horses and oxen have been trained to help around the house too

all jokes aside, my point is.. most men just want a housepet. and some women want to BE housepets

if they both happy then it's all good

 

[Ahsha]

Your housewife is supposed to take care of the home. Cook for you, clean, tend to your needs from a hard days work, etc. That's how it was in the old days any way.

 

[Capitol]

I don't fukk my dog or cat

 

[Quest]

Bookmarked. This is about to be straight comedy.