What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone get into physical altercation over?

[King Poetic]

I'm sitting on my porch one day i was around 16 or 17, so the family across the street a bunch of losers 3 dudes and they momma and her man on there proch drinking and smoking so this jamaican dude i know walked pass and said whats up Gogh i said nothing much so while he was walking pass the family out of nowhere start saying slick shyt to him and said u better keep walking bytch ass nikka and boy that was a bad mistake.

5 minutes later all u see is 4 or 5 cars deep with jamaicans with guns pulling up and the family runs into the house yelling to people on the street to call the cops.. the mother who was talking so much shyt started yelling don't kill me , please please... them jamaican nikkas just laugh and pulled off.. that family literally moved out 3 days later

 

[Lavish]

And that was a good day. Don't me started Mario Kart

LMAO the amount of fights I almost got into from mario kart

back in highschool (10 grade) on lunch wed walk over to toys r us...they let you test games. so they set up like a arcade style set up where they'd have 007 or mario kart. I think it was on nintendo 64

anyways, every day at lunch wed go...and one day the 007 was being used so me and my boys decided to run like a tournament in mario kart...and put money on it...so we was basically gambling...sh!t is like 15 years ago so I dont remember all the details...but I ended up winning and being the clown I was, i wasnt giving nikkas a rematch...soon as I won I was on some "im retired " sh!t

all I remember is one dude that was like no no...you cant just leave...and I replied "I retire "

I guess the way I said it kind of pissed them off...cuz everyone started getting rowdy and was like tussling with the me and the game and I was just refusin to give a rematch....got so rowdy that the manager told us to get out...so I was like... and told them id give them a rematch tmrw....the next day I said I aint goin to toys r us

 

[IronFist]

two females getting into it over a pack of now & laters back in high school

 

[Omerta]

you and your peoples is white?

He's Persian (white) and I'm mixed (brown).

 

[ltheghost]

Threw a chair at a nikka in the club because I thought the drink he threw at some bytch hit me.....he did throw the drink someone, but I got hit by some damn water that splashed up from the bar. In all reality....I wanted to fight the nikka and his homeboy because they were staring too hard and Master P's bout it was playing........cleared the club out... and no...it wasn't a fair one for the dude or his homeboy. 10 on 2......demonic Master P song!!

And now that I think about it...the most nonsensical fights used to break out whenever that or any other No Limit song came on......damn..

 

[hotbeezie]

well I still got the dubie.