whats the first thing you do when you get to work

[Malcolmxxx_23]

check coli notifications

 

[ClassyME]

*Thought* " its too early to be staring at ------'s buns."
Thought* "I bet he doesn't know how to kiss"
*Thought* "why is she smiling so hard? Bet she got that D right before work " Me: "Good morning Ms.---- "

 

[Silver Surfer]

mediaite

 

[RJY33]

log in and check how much coli cash i won the night before

 

[charmander]

jagoff in the bathroom after seeing a female coworker

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

*Thought* " its too early to be staring at ------'s buns."
Thought* "I bet he doesn't know how to kiss"
*Thought* "why is she smiling so hard? Bet she got that D right before work " Me: "Good morning Ms.---- "

 

[We Ready]

jagoff in the bathroom after seeing a female coworker

Be careful. They don't have locks on them McDonalds doors.

 

[Gunshi]

walk into office.. put my bag down, put my lunch away, open up my laptop to check for tickets then i walk outside for a cig just so i can stare at the girls...

 

[ClassyME]

Thought* " why he always look like that[] when he walk in the door, nikka gets NO p*ssy ... Or maybe the puss left him "





I'm always in my own little world at work lol.

 

[Sterling Archer]

I usually check to see what's been moved on my desk like "Somebody always fukking with my shyt! "

 

[Rich Spirit]

Put my shyt down, then take a walk to Starbucks, then bs around in the employee breakroom

The whole process takes about an hour

 

[ComputersPutin]

If I'm on time...put my stuff up and grab a breakfast sandwich or fruit from downstairs.

If I'm late.... I pull out a train delay notice that I keep stored that has no date on it.

 

[Danie84]

Make my green tea and come here to view the fukkery of the day

It really energizes me to do good work for the day.

 

[Nick Barnes]

Get coffee.

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

Check work email