What's the funniest joke u ever heard???

[Harry Sax]

Mines goes back to 12th grade...on tha football bus we used to have epic crack sessions...so were on the way home and one of my lil homies that ended up playing lb for the hurricants was goin in on one of my fat homies

This nikka said

"You so fat that u hung yo draws on the clothesline and they blew away and suffocated a lil girl...now u a child molester"



The sheer imagery of the joke, u can imagine his big ass draws in the wind while a lil white girl is running thru a field of dandelions and she just get smothered by a big ass pair of draws lmfao



Also in middle school this nikka let his moms cut his hair and it was the talk of the school for the rest of the year...his edge was so fukked up that literally to this day 13 yrs later it's still fukked up


My fat homie from the previous joke started free styling bout his edge up and same something to the likes of " yo edge go back way yonder...lookin like a race track let me go and get my honda"

The entire cafeteria erupted with laughter

What's some funny jokes y'all remember

 

[Boogie]

This thread.

 

[big bun]

Waits for 5+ pages of unfunny jokes...OP started it off right I see.

EDIT: that freestyle bar does have me though. Brings back some fond memories.

 

[DPresidential]

Really?

nikkas practicing jokes in here?

What... you get a certain amount of daps and you use these jokes tomorrow to impress people breh?

Breh... get your life together.

I'm telling you this because I love you.

 

[observe]

@Billy Ocean's life

 

[Harry Sax]

Another one involving the same fat nikka...me him and another homie at the sittin together at the gym on mlk day...they used to have bball tournaments n shyt and were doing a dunk contest...

So this nikka tried to throw it off the scoreboard but he missed...fat homie said Awww shyt he trash, I woulda dunked dat

So this lil dude named diesel was sittin on the row behind us...he was like 11 at tha time, jus goin into puberty so his voice all high and shyt...he just jumped in tha convo

"Yo fat ass...if it was a burger up there...you'll go get it !!!"

When I tell I U cried real fukkin tears...the whole side of the gym started laughing because he said it so loud...my homie had nothing to say period he just sat there with a nervous grin on his face

 

[ROBEEZYKILLA]

knock knock whos there orange orange who orange u gonna open the door

 

[Billy Ocean]

@Billy Ocean's life

Funniest joke was the joke that this one barber pulled on this one 40 year old retard not too long ago

 

[observe]

Funniest joke was the joke that this one barber pulled on this one 40 year old retard not too long ago

Cuts dope

 

[Billy Ocean]

Cuts dope

For a 9 year old


Be an unemployed 40 year old rapper who gets stars and moons cut in your head, brehs