Whats The Funniest Line of All Time?

[ThaRealness]

I just talked to Jesus

He said "what up Yeezus"


Young Thug - "My blunt looks like a dikk"

"Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dikks gots to fit"

 

[mbewane]

"Throw a TV at you crazy"

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

"I'm into distribution, I'm like Atlantic

I got them motherfukkers flyin' across the Atlantic
I know Pablo, Noreaga
The real Noriega, he owe me a hundred favours"

 

[Ahadi]

“I’m Quagmire, I fukk hoes, my cash flows, I giggity-get it. - Big Sean

“Send a message to my Instagram, you a vegan but you going ham.” - PND

“Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop“

 

[FreshAIG]

Maybe not the funniest but it’s the line that cracks me up the most is the beginning of 50’s verse on Rowdy Rowdy where he talks about the nikka who shot the block and tried to stay on the block acting like he ain’t do it. Always funny no matter how often I hear it.

 

[987654321]

The one that always gets me is a Redman line in “headbanger”

“Yes the Redman that's what they call me
Wicked with the style you think I have cerebral palsy, Like: AHrrgGhGgh!?!??!”

The sound nikka made alway had me cracking up



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Line starts around 3:58

 

[richaveli83]

Looking like Larry Holmes flabby n' sick.

 

[African_brehda]

"slim anus, yeah right slim anus, I dont get fukked in mine like you two flaming fakkits "

that shyt had me legit LOL

 

[Greenhornet]

Let me hit it from the back, girl I wont catch a hernia
bust off on your couch, now you got seamens furniture

 

[bartek420]

I never drink and drive cuz I might spill my drink - Alkaholiks

 

[SpottieOttieD]

Maybe not the funniest but it’s the line that cracks me up the most is the beginning of 50’s verse on Rowdy Rowdy where he talks about the nikka who shot the block and tried to stay on the block acting like he ain’t do it. Always funny no matter how often I hear it.

Word?


Word?

 

[KillKenny]

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez—and, Puffy, you know this
I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fukk
If this chick was my own mother
I'd still fukk her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine—what's my name?


fukking punk you ain't a leader, nobody followed you, you was never shyt your mother should've swallowed you...

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

its probably something by

 

[Sccit]

“WE GOT BIG DICCS, THIS IS NOT JAPAN”

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

WHEN THE shyt HITS THE FAN / I'LL STAB YO ASS QUICKER THAN A MEXICAN