Whats the funniest thing you've seen in person?

[Black Cac]

Back in elementary school me and some friends road our bikes to a store around the corner. It had the automatic doors. Me and 1 walked in. The other stayed back a second for something (can't remember)



Anyways






This nikka walked into the big window next to the door cause he Thought It was the doors

nikka made one of those acme Looney toons impressions

 

[CarbonBraddock]

When i was in junior high, me and this other group of kids would walk home from school a ways after getting off the bus. Well this one day there was a section of the road that was freshly concreted or whatever. It had a sign beside it and this old guy was sitting there guarding it. One of us dared this kid to run over it for like five bucks jokingly. This moron did it even though we said we weren't going to pay him. He took one step onto it when the shyt hit the fan. We'd thought it was like half an inch of cement, but it was like a foot deep. This dude sunk in half up his shins and was running through. The old guy jumped up and was like 'hey!' The rest of us ran off and the cops got called on dude.

I also saw a preacher that was shouting knock out another preacher that was behind him in the pulpit when i was a boy. shyt was hilarious.

 

[scarlxrd]

Dude running into a light pole staring at some ass. Pulled off

 

[The 2020 New Member]

This.



Dude was on my stage bombing when somebody off the street walked in and jacked his mic.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Dude trynna holler at this chick who had an ass like Serena but she was kinda young this nikka all out the window while driving on some trynna holla then BOOM he rear ends this car full of crip nikkas the girl he went the nikkas hopped out the car quick but it wasn't any damage so they laughed at him but still gave him the cause she was thick af.

 

[At30wecashout]

Gamestop was having a special release for Madden NFL '07 in Chicago, so there was a line outside of the place into the early morning hours. The first guy goes in
to get a copy and comes out to brag.

I got mine first, Don't touch it, this mine.

Hey, yall can come to my house and get this Madden. ("Get this Madden" being the equivalent of "Get this work")

Ya'll shoulda came earlier and ya'll would be headed home like me.

Boys in front of us "Bro ain't nobody trying to jack you for that." Everybody let loose laughing at this dude who had all the confidence in the world.

Turns out he was bragging about buying the PS2 version of the game while everyone else was there for the PS3 or 360 version.

That dude was one of two people to buy the PS2 version that night

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

When my dog was a puppy. I mean a puppy puppy...like super tiny...like 3lbs. We were outside. He was running around outside my apartment. A lady comes out of another building, sees my puppy, starts screaming at the top of her lungs, runs in a circle, scrambles for her keys like Michael Meyers is coming and damn near nose dives back into the build. Scared the shyt out of my dog and leaves me on the ground in tears laughing ar her ass.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

When out with one of my good friends once and she is a big girl. I mean big big. The Pin-sol lady big but you can't tell her she doesn't look good. Anyway, before we go out we go shopping and she buys these heels that are at least 7". I tell her that she is going to bust her ass but she doesn't care b/c she wants to be tall.

Anyway, the night goes perfectly and she doesn't miss a step, no trips or stumbles. Guess I was wrong. As we leave the club, we're all toasted feeling good.

All of a sudden the sidewalk claims a victim and she hits a crack. She weebles and she woobles and then she falls flat on her face. Didn't even put her hands up. I, of course, erupt in an uncontrollable bout of laughter while 2 of my friends try unsuccessfully pick her big ass up. Two random guys from down the street have to come to their aid and all 4 of them hoist her off the ground. She was fine but the tears running down my face and the pain from the laughter make me completely unable to assist.

*it took me like 20 minutes to type the story b/c I can't stop laughing.

 

[Monster]

i got a stoory hol up

 

[Black Cac]

i got a stoory hol up