What’s the grimiest the opposite sex had ever done you?

[Alvin]

If that's the greatest extent of dirt a bytch has done to you, you're in for a long, painful journey.

Always have to assume, y’all not locked in AND it’s not 1820 anymore

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

every single time you meet a girl, you have to assume there is a man already having sex with her.

shyt.... I assume there is already a five bench rotation.

 

[Alvin]

They have a very particular dude in mind when they say stuff like this breh

Usually delusions of grandeur

 

[Alvin]

Your stories have had me for over 10 years breh

The one when he jumped out the window of a brothel and used a plastic bag as a parachute still has me in tears

 

[Shadow King]

I’m still learning breh. Gen Z girls always say “ugh I just want a dude to keep it real and say they just wanna talk to me.”
Turns out that shyt was a lie

The bolded may be true. The italicized, not so much.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

No disrespect to @Kiyoshi-Dono but breh attracts too much fukkery and apparently seeks it out as well

I was fukking 20 my dude
And I was an ugly duckling/wallflower in high school from a single parent run home
So of course I was green as fukk in these streets
I didn’t learn the game until I moved back to The Bay
So my naïveté was over 9000 and was still “believing” in that bullshyt my moms was speaking
Not understanding that her generation and my generation were polar opposite’s of fukkery when it came to women
Unfortunately she still thinks this way and I just let it be
I wouldn’t change any of my experiences(except one and that story is on here somewhere
Where my scumbag mouth said something I didn’t mean and it lead to repercussions for a really good chick I adored but I didn’t love myself at the time)with women
I had to learn how to be a man and mate at the same damn time since my biological didn’t bother
Word to Diesel
But once I started talking to old heads and one of my favorite OG(RIP)and Uncle
That’s when it started clicking like 2017 Golden State but I was filled with a lot of hurt from these bytches
So I went on a kill streak which ultimately lead me to my downfall
Had to take a long break after that 10 years but broken people still have a way of finding broken people
Which was my ex-wife
Now I’m 41 with wisdom and maturity enough to know bullshyt when I see it
And a woman I would never fukk over
She has given and shown me so much in this life
That even if we ever part
I will hold her down no matter what
You don’t have to believe my journey
Could give two blue fukks to be honest
I just know the lord is real and my black ass should’ve been dead or in jail behind the foolishness of my 20s to the age of 32
Ain’t no way boy
Ain’t no fukkin way

 

[DA_LURKA]

Try to set me up to fail in business. Did the switchoroo on his ass and in his haste to be spiteful, he made some stupid moves that voided my financial obligations in a contract which made him completely liable for money owed.

Telling him that trying to fukk me over put him deep in the financial hole was one of the most stastifying moments of my life. The despair in his eyes was soooooo stastifying.

It makes sense now...