What's The Longest You Went Without Taking A Sh!t?

bogey_j

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2 days for me :whoa: I felt like death and it was psychological torture because I'm used to going everyday in the morning like clockwork
 

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About a week. Wasn't constipated or anything. My metabolism is on some Hyper Zoanoid-type steez.​

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I used to sh1t every few days and I thought it was normal. I only sh1t every other day now, I don't know what's wrong with me.
 

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I shyt 1 to 2 times a day. Longest I've gone is probably 2 days.
 

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I had codeine induced constipation before. Literally no movement for 2+ weeks.

It was as bad as you can imagine. Painful and uncomfortable. Caused dehydration which led to severe whole body muscle spasms. I thought I had impacted bowels at one point. Fearing I would vomit shyt (that's a real thing for those who don't know). :sadcam:

fukked up part was, I wasn't even abusing the meds, just took them too long on top of drinking less water.

Now whenever I take them, I have to eat prunes and have laxatives on deck just in case. :heh:

I appreciate daily shyts more than most people because of that experience. :ahh:
 

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Longest I’ve went is probably 3 days. But if some of y’all going like a week then y’all might need some prunes or something. Stomach probably screaming for help :DeadTowel:
 

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I had codeine induced constipation before. Literally no movement for 2+ weeks.

It was as bad as you can imagine. Painful and uncomfortable. Caused dehydration which led to severe whole body muscle spasms. I thought I had impacted bowels at one point. Fearing I would vomit shyt (that's a real thing for those who don't know). :sadcam:

fukked up part was, I wasn't even abusing the meds, just took them too long on top of drinking less water.

Now whenever I take them, I have to eat prunes and have laxatives on deck just in case. :heh:

I appreciate daily shyts more than most people because of that experience. :ahh:



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BREH.....:damn::mindblown:
 
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