Whats the most embarrassing moment around your s/o family?

[Marti]

I went to a bbq with a guy i was dating 3 years ago

The minute we got there everybody stopped and looked on some and


Then out the blue his uncle shouted "uhhhhh nephew got him a big mama jama dis time around! "




I aint eat shyt at that damn bbq !


I wanted to cry in the car

 

[Critical Distance]

 

[Black Cobain]

Big mama jama

I have a way worse one...

Spoiler

I was with this guy on and off in HS,
One day I was at his house, we were in his room, his mom was busy in the kitchen so he had the bright idea to blow me
I was pretty hesitant but I just said fukk it and took off my pants
He was really going at it, pretty sure my face looked like
Suddenly he stopped and I heard the door open and close with the quickness
After that, his mom couldn't look me in the eye

 

[Marti]

This wasnt meant to be funny

Big mama jama

I have a way worse one...

Spoiler

I was with this guy on and off in HS,
One day I was at his house, we were in his room, his mom was busy in the kitchen so he had the bright idea to blow me
I was pretty hesitant but I just said fukk it and took off my pants
He was really going at it, pretty sure my face looked like
Suddenly he stopped and I heard the door open and close with the quickness
After that, his mom couldn't look me in the eye

My friend daddy caught her sucking dikk one time

The scenario was similiar but he walked into her apartment unannounced. She scarred him for life

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

I have a low tolerance for alcohol, so when I went drinking with the family ( Lil brother graduation) it didn't go well. If you ever watch naruto im like Rock Lee with liquor. I was screaming, asking girls out ( I never do that), making stupid noises, etc.

They still clown me to this day. That's why I didn't drink alcohol during the coli meetup.

 

[Sleepy Walker]

I have a way worse one...

Spoiler

I was with this guy on and off in HS,
One day I was at his house, we were in his room, his mom was busy in the kitchen so he had the bright idea to blow me
I was pretty hesitant but I just said fukk it and took off my pants
He was really going at it, pretty sure my face looked like
Suddenly he stopped and I heard the door open and close with the quickness
After that, his mom couldn't look me in the eye

He blew on your clit?

 

[TRFG]

I went to a bbq with a guy i was dating 3 years ago

The minute we got there everybody stopped and looked on some and


Then out the blue his uncle shouted "uhhhhh nephew got him a big mama jama dis time around! "




I aint eat shyt at that damn bbq !


I wanted to cry in the car

 

[Marti]

I have a low tolerance for alcohol, so when I went drinking with the family ( Lil brother graduation) it didn't go well. If you ever watch naruto im like Rock Lee with liquor. I was screaming, asking girls out ( I never do that), make stupid noises, etc.

They still clown me to this day. That's why I didn't drink alcohol during the coli meetup.

This is one thing i would never do around a s/o family cus i get too rowdy and raunchy when that oil hit my blood

 

[Black]

I told my ex's sister I know what that tongue ring is for around her parents.

 

[Marti]

 

[Marti]

I told my ex's sister I know what that tongue ring is for around her parents.

What did her parents say?

 

[Tombstone]

My ex came from a really proud Jamaican family who made it out the struggle. She told them before meeting me I was a ex gang dude seen a lotta shyt been through whatever. So they expected this big ol ex gang banger type nikka who has his own business on some serious type shyt. Which they did not like my past at all

I got caught up with her little cousins dressed up playing nerf guns, I had on a spiderman helmet, some weird goggles, ninja turtle backpack on, a football cup (nerf guns hurt when you get hit in the dikk) arm and knee protectors for skateboarding. Her whole family came in and my dumbass busted my ass on the running up stairs lookin for her cuzos ...I wasnt expecting them

 

[Black Cobain]

He blew on your clit?

If that's what we're calling dikks these days, yeah

 

[Black]

What did her parents say?

Nothing they just looked at her she was embarrassed. She cussed me out when I left.

 

[TRFG]

Big mama jama

I have a way worse one...

I was with this guy on and off in HS,
One day I was at his house, we were in his room, his mom was busy in the kitchen so he had the bright idea to blow me
I was pretty hesitant but I just said fukk it and took off my pants
He was really going at it, pretty sure my face looked like
Suddenly he stopped and I heard the door open and close with the quickness
After that, his mom couldn't look me in the eye

Can you not post such homosexual activity in this thread