what's the most embarrassing thing to happen to you while drunk?

[Harry Sax]

Mines was freshman year at cookman...we used to get slaughtered..I'm at this club called backstage and its live as fukk... It was big and the stage was almost 6 feet tall...I'm drunk as fukk wildin with my nikka on stage...and I fell off

I didn't even feel the fall..bounced right back up and got back on stage...I had on some new Beaus black with the red straps...them sgits were ripped from seam to seam...crotchless shorts

The next day I was walking around campus and it was one of the fat girl sorieties chillin under their tree...I walked past and somebody asked was I ok

I'm like yea? A fat girl said I'm not because you fell on me in the club last night..her ankle was wrapped up

Hit her with a and kept it moving

 

[twan83]

I tripped over a cordless phone

I fell up the stairs not down

I fell asleep in a 24/7 ramen shop in my beef bowl of noodles
took a shot with a red chilli inside of it and forgot to take it out knowing I can't do not shyt and they had no water for me to drink

I had this nice chic over but was so wasted I fell asleep in my bathroom and she slept in the bed for the whole night alone

 

[Neil Tyson]

Went to a club on a resort in Cuba, got drunk. this white tourist came up and started gyrating on me so I danced with her. my brother says she was ugly, I thought she was okay. She took me round back near the pool -- I don't remember anything from this night about how she looked except that I got head, and blew her back out in the pool.

next day, my brother points her out she looked about 37, and fat. the rest of the fam who was there with us clowned me the rest of the way home. to be honest, drunk me was probably aware of all this but didn't give a fukk.