What's the most insignificant thing, ever, stolen/rob from you?

[Easy-E]

I'm talkin'; so insignificant, it had you like

When I was a kid, I was at the arcade and sat a bag a' chips on the console

While I was playin', this kid ran up and grabbed them and ran away

I chased him for 3 secs and was like "It's just chips"

Robbery-wise; I lived in a boarding house (freshman year) and my closet was in the hallway. I kept all my shoes, in there. Of all my shoes (AF1s, Jordans) someone stole the fake BAPES. I wasn't hip to the fake shoes game 'til later, but, I always thought they fit horribly. I just thought I got a deal, on the price.

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Funny story:

4th grade, first week, I was sitting next to this girl all the time. IDK why. I was really into drawing/art, so my parents had bought me these rubber grip pencils (well, they weren't really rubber, but they were smooth as hell to hold over a period of time) over the summer. I was half way down my last one during that week.

I put the pencil down, go to the bathroom, when I come back, shyt is gone. I'm LIVID... over a pencil though. Liftin' up books, looin' all around. So I'm like whatever, I ask the dude next to me if I can borrow a pencil.

Next day I come to class, this chick is sittin' there writin' with my pencil!! I'm like "Why did you steal my pencil" and of course she says it's her's and she didn't take it. But I'm like, it's the same length as the pencil I had and the eraser is gone in the same way too. She still denies it. So I'm just like fukk it. But then I gotta ride home on the bus with this chick knowin' she got my pencil.

Good ending: We eventually become like best male-female friends who kick it all the time. Probably the first girl I had a real "crush" on. We get older she becomes one of my first girlfriends and I take her virginity.

When I think back about it, I can't believe I was really mad over that pencil.

 

[AZBeauty]

My tennis bracelet, my best friend's daughter stole it.

Edit: you said insignificant, sorry! I wouldn't remember anything stolen from me if it wasn't important.

 

[Mowgli]

1500 dollar watch i left in my car by accident.

Money aint a thang though.

 

[Steve Piffler]

Funny story:

4th grade, first week, I was sitting next to this girl all the time. IDK why. I was really into drawing/art, so my parents had bought me these rubber grip pencils (well, they weren't really rubber, but they were smooth as hell to hold over a period of time) over the summer. I was half way down my last one during that week.

I put the pencil down, go to the bathroom, when I come back, shyt is gone. I'm LIVID... over a pencil though. Liftin' up books, looin' all around. So I'm like whatever, I ask the dude next to me if I can borrow a pencil.

Next day I come to class, this chick is sittin' there writin' with my pencil!! I'm like "Why did you steal my pencil" and of course she says it's her's and she didn't take it. But I'm like, it's the same length as the pencil I had and the eraser is gone in the same way too. She still denies it. So I'm just like fukk it. But then I gotta ride home on the bus with this chick knowin' she got my pencil.

Good ending: We eventually become like best male-female friends who kick it all the time. Probably the first girl I had a real "crush" on. We get older she becomes one of my first girlfriends and I take her virginity.

When I think back about it, I can't believe I was really mad over that pencil.

your pencil for her p*ssy. seems like a fair trade to me...

but to answer the question, i was about to sell my car and buy another one and i took out all the speakers and the stereo, etc. the very next week, someone broke into my car (smashed the back passenger window ) and stole the 10 year old radar detector that didn't even work anymore. i came outside the next morning like i was upset that they smashed the window out for a fonky ass broke ass radar detector.

 

[Ski Mask]

when I was twelve, a dude i knew stole my blue eyes white dragon yugioh card. Worst thing about this, is when i was fighting him a dude walked pass saying " y'all really fighting over a yugioh card". from that moment i realized i need to find something better to do with my time.

 

[ThugLife]

Somebody stole my History project 3 months ago

 

[Chris.B]

condom

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i had an afro pick stolen from me once...

 

[Ray Jesus]

brand new hat and chain i left in a locker room at basketball camp

i don't think Ive had anything else stolen in my life

 

[Easy-E]

Funny story:

4th grade, first week, I was sitting next to this girl all the time. IDK why. I was really into drawing/art, so my parents had bought me these rubber grip pencils (well, they weren't really rubber, but they were smooth as hell to hold over a period of time) over the summer. I was half way down my last one during that week.

Reminds me of my art book gettin' taken, in 12th grade

You know how it is; 12th grade, 2nd semester, you take easy classes, cuz u just tryna get out. I always had the skills to draw, but, it was just a hobby.

Since the first day, the teacher was infatuated with the fact that I've never taken art classes, but, was so good.

A couple of weeks in, someone steals my book (we kept them in "cubbies," in the classroom) . The teacher buys me a new one--I still have it--and gives me the advanced tools, to use the rest of the year.

i was upset that they smashed the window out for a fonky ass broke ass radar detector.

That Dave Chapelle joke, about someone breakin' his window for a Snickers, inspired this thread

 

[-G$-]

thought the thread title said significant, not insignificant.

 

[DreadHead P]

Few months back the exterminator stole a nic bag of shake from my room

 

[ClassyME]

My purse

 

[86\*/98]

condom