What's the Most Outlandish Lie You Told or Have Been Told...

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

...to/by the opposite sex?


1. A guy who was 5'10 and old told me he played for the NBA

2. Guy told me he wanted to use a military loan to open a dispensary and wanted me to run it

3. An ex told me he was late because he think he might have been abducted by aliens (yes he was dead serious.) Lmao

4. A guy told me he got a job working on a high speed railroad system and gave me a graphic account of how he witnessed a guy die on the 3rd rail. He never had the job.

5. A guy showed up to the date with a painted on hairline

I am sure I have more. I have to think about it. Lol

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

"my mama don't come home till later"

mama ass got to the crib 20 minutes later

 

[ReadOneBookAWeek]

I'm pregnant and it's yours

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

...to/by the opposite sex?


1. A guy who was 5'10 and old told me he played for the NBA

2. Guy told me he wanted to use a military loan to open a dispensary and wanted me to run it

3. An ex told me he was late because he think he might have been abducted by aliens (yes he was dead serious.) Lmao

4. A guy told me he got a job working on a high speed railroad system and gave me a graphic account of how he witnessed a guy die on the 3rd rail. He never had the job.

5. A guy showed up to the date with a painted on hairline

I am sure I have more. I have to think about it. Lol

Number 5 is me
Smh

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Number 5 is me
Smh

Not surprised

 

[3rdWorld]

Your own sperm can be injected into your muscles for growth and bulk..

 

[Kisame]

 

[AAKing23]

"I like nice guys"

 

[BillBanneker]

That's just my cousin

 

[Gold]

"Theres no such thing as an ugly man"

Yes there is

 

[Luke Cage]

A girl i dated once told me my dikk looked just a big as the dude's in a porno's.
I was like, thanks ,

but in my head i was like

I aint ashamed of what i got, but i aint walking around with no footlong python either.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

The baby is YOURS

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Your own sperm can be injected into your muscles for growth and bulk..

Ew

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Pretty sure I’m being lied to now

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Dude I used to work with told me he knew el chapo and used to hang out with him and his family.