I think it’s a tie between steak and bacon.
Here’s the thing. Steak is great. But there’s no reason this shyt needs to cost $30, $40, $50 or more in a restaurant. There just isn’t.
It’s the easiest thing to cook. Takes like 6 minutes. And there’s millions of cows in this stupid country. It’s not like there’s a shortage of beef.
This is overrated and expensive for no goddamn reason. The supply is high. The demand is low. People eat less red meat than ever before.
It’s fukkin bullshyt.
Now when it comes to bacon, let me be clear. Bacon is amazing. It makes everything taste better. It’s unhealthy. Sure. But you put bacon on a shoe, and I’m eating that shoe. I just rarely ever eat it. So it shocks me when I hear that it sells out at supermarkets. It’s the quintessential specialty item. By that I mean I might buy it once a year. It’s not something I keep regularly in my house. But that’s just me. I don’t understand who are all these walking heart attacks who buy bacon every week. What is wrong with you?
Honorable mention: Pumpkin Spice anything.
Here’s the thing. Steak is great. But there’s no reason this shyt needs to cost $30, $40, $50 or more in a restaurant. There just isn’t.
It’s the easiest thing to cook. Takes like 6 minutes. And there’s millions of cows in this stupid country. It’s not like there’s a shortage of beef.
This is overrated and expensive for no goddamn reason. The supply is high. The demand is low. People eat less red meat than ever before.
It’s fukkin bullshyt.
Now when it comes to bacon, let me be clear. Bacon is amazing. It makes everything taste better. It’s unhealthy. Sure. But you put bacon on a shoe, and I’m eating that shoe. I just rarely ever eat it. So it shocks me when I hear that it sells out at supermarkets. It’s the quintessential specialty item. By that I mean I might buy it once a year. It’s not something I keep regularly in my house. But that’s just me. I don’t understand who are all these walking heart attacks who buy bacon every week. What is wrong with you?
Honorable mention: Pumpkin Spice anything.



