What's the scariest scary movie situation to try and survive irl?

[86\*/98]

I'm not afraid of being turned into a vampire. If I heard they were coming for me I'd enjoy the beach a few more times and then go looking for them.

I've gotten away from pit bulls as a child several times, a werewolf can't be that much harder to escape.

I imagine Zombie nikkas moving slower than Lizzo. I'm not worried about them catching me.

Jason is just a Debo type nikka. I'd shoot the shyt out of him and call it a day.

I think I’d be able to wiggle from a Saw house.





There's nothing scarier to me than having some homicidal invisible nikka on the loose. Imagine just chilling, or shyt, moving with great haste trying to get away and being grabbed by someone you can't see. I get that I can swing or shoot wildly and I would but having an invisible attacker scares the fukk out of me for some reason.

Getting Amanda pregnant is a close second because I'm attracted to her but also can't stand her. I'd be hate fukking her all the time if she got her claws in my gene pool which would lead to a lifetime of misery and being nagged by her and half demon spawn children.


What y'all got?

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

The booty bandits from Deliverance.

 

[ALMIGHTY GOD]

all of the dudes you tried to "tough guy" your way out off would body your ass. especially jason.

 

[The Gentleman]

I'm not afraid of being turned into a vampire. If I heard they were coming for me I'd enjoy the beach a few more times and then go looking for them.

I've gotten away from pit bulls as a child several times, a werewolf can't be that much harder to escape.

I imagine Zombie nikkas moving slower than Lizzo. I'm not worried about them catching me.

Jason is just a Debo type nikka. I'd shoot the shyt out of him and call it a day.

I think I’d be able to wiggle from a Saw house.





There's nothing scarier to me than having some homicidal invisible nikka on the loose. Imagine just chilling, or shyt, moving with great haste trying to get away and being grabbed by someone you can't see. I get that I can swing or shoot wildly and I would but having an invisible attacker scares the fukk out of me for some reason.

Getting Amanda pregnant is a close second because I'm attracted to her but also can't stand her. I'd be hate fukking her all the time if she got her claws in my gene pool which would lead to a lifetime of misery and being nagged by her and half demon spawn children.


What y'all got?

A kidnapping.

 

[Luke Cage]

Hard to choose.

Not really scared of vampires, shyt i'd like to be one, might let one bite me.

werewolves basically just as dangerous as a bear, i don't stay up at night worried about bears.

Zombies low key would just give an excuse to act out your most violent urges against a bunch of slow moving people. i got lots of guns, shyt might actually be fun until you eventually get eaten alive.

Invisible killer would make you very paranoid during every waking moment though.

Jason Basically the same as the invisible killer because he basically can just appear behind you.

Saw is probably the worst because you might put into a situation where you have to harm yourself, thats harder than having someone else do it for you. i can't imagine ever having the strength of will to cut off my own leg. Rather have Jason do it to me(pause) , than do it to myself.

Amanda seales, shyt she probably worth more money than me and shes fukkable, i'd Kevin Federline that shyt with no regrets, just cause she a baby momma don't mean i have to live with her and hear her talk.

Overall, i'm gonna go with Saw.

 

[parallax]

vampires have so many rules id only worry if i could be caught slipping outside

werewolves have that fast berserker thing going on. honestly it depends on whether or not hes got relative human strength or enhanced

zombies always seem to catch the overconfident. one scratch and the game is over

the invisible killer would be a massive problem. id have to have a smoke machine around or dry ice or something to detect when hes nearby

jason is another problem. the fukker just keeps coming and never relents. id have to find a way to hit him with a car, pin his ass under it and decapitate him. and thats hoping theres no bullshyt jason goes to hell rules where he can bodyjack and shyt.

saw is a fukked one, because if the gamemaster has an ulterior motive you wont know it til the end when your weak from whatever they put you through to spring it on you. also like @Luke Cage said, self mutilation is a bytch to do

seales can be tuned out. as long as im in my kids life i dont care about whatever the hell shes doing

 

[Lord_nikon]

xenomorph

 

[Dre God]

Vampires but it depends on what kind.

Blade vampires can be dealt with but True Blood level vampires with super speed and mind control

 

[Stuntone]

HBO's OZ with Adebisi and Fleece Johnson's as cellmates.

 

[Stuntone]

The World War Z was crazy!

 

[Knowledge]

HBO's OZ with Adebisi and Fleece Johnson's as cellmates.

This, all that other shyt is make believe. You can really get jammed up on some dumb shyt being black and innocent and next thing you know you doing 20+ years with booty goons.