1) I was on a date and this other dude was starring at us really hard,
My date said he's probably a dude you let hit it and can't remember

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I quickly replied: I ain't had that much dikk, so I don't have issues like that

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I said, he's probably starring at you remembering you ran a train with him last week

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My date then bows he's head
2) My good friend said he got home from work, and all he's home boys were in he's apartment which is shared with he's best friend.
He's best friend said hey we got a present for you go in your room

, when he got in there, there was a pretty girl naked in he's bed.
She said "be quick because I'm sore after all the others"

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he still hit it though....
