What's the smallest thing you bushed a chick for?

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I’m wild smacked and couldn’t understand the tread title, was completely fukking confused. It’s wasnt until I got to the 4th post, reread it, and now I understand, lol.
I bushed a chick I was dating for like 7 months because my Celtics were in the playoffs, and I wanted to watch a game on a Sunday, but she insisted I go to church with her ALL DAY. I said
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and she started crying, and we fought on the phone for like 15 minutes and that was it. But back then I was trash and I just shut down the relationship, never told her it was over, just stopped picking up the phone, not responding to texts, when she came to my house a few times, I would just hide in other rooms until she left (trash) until she got the hint. Crazy thing is, she was a colleague’s fiancé’s sister. About a year later my colleague got married and I HAD to go to the wedding. I was so fukking stressed, cause I’m not a stone cold player, I don’t want to get cussed out in front of everybody, especially with so many work colleagues there. Surprisingly she had already married (dodged that bullet) and she was all over me at the reception WITH HER HUSBAND RIGHT THERE giving me the screw face (turns out she was trash, too, unloyal). Incidentally my Celtics is the best homey I ever had, saved me from joint GMB too early.
 

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she said something about the “retrograde” being the reason shyt was going bad for her recently

I didn’t reply I just blocked her on the spot. I can’t deal with stupid bytches obsessed with horoscopes. :hubie:
 

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Was at university. Went over to her apartment in the morning to borrow her laptop. She came to the door with dried drool all over her mouth and face. :hhh:
 

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stank breath
abnormal hair on her cheeks
kept poking her tongue in my mouth when kissing
said that software should be privatized
 

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As a woman...

White socks with black shoes...

Like thick white tennis shoe socks with Black dress shoes... and his shirt was wrinkled AF.

It's no excuse for that shyt.

He got friendzoned immediately.

He's the homie now tho.

This thread isn’t about how women lead men on.
 
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