What's the smallest thing you bushed a chick for?

[CoochieMane]

Went on a date to the movies with her she was looking bad as hell, feeling up on each other in the dark and I'm already thinking about smashing later on, we stop off oustide to chill for a bit and she in the sun and I catch a glimpse of a slight mustache outline she tried to invite me to her place after but I made some excuse and just dropped her off

 

[ChiefKenji]

No mani pedi combo

 

[Software]

Yellow discharge in white panties. Thought that bytch was nasty as fukk when she took them shyts off to fukk

I was fukking a chick and she got her period during sex

I had to bush cuz everytime I thought of fukkin her again the blood on my rubber I saw in my trash can made me sick

Easy access p*ssy too didn't habe to do no dates or anything and she would leave after

ain't that some shyt

 

[Knowledge]

For asking why she can't come over to my place sometime. I don't show up to people houses unannounced, women on the other hand....

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

bytch looked at me crazy

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Talking while eating :WhoaHov:

shyt was like watching cars get crunched up in one of those junkyard trash compactors

But the Ass was phat, so I know where all the food went

 

[King of Creampies]

She wouldn't wash her feet.

I am dead serious and this is the 2nd time that happened....also a Taurus too.

I sincerely don't know what is up with Taurus females and hygiene but for me the twain do not go HAND IN HAND.



Her shoes would stink and her feet smelled even worse. I thought it was a one off but no....

She got in my car a 2nd time and it was so fukking bad I rolled down the windows while it was raining....I live in Seattle so you know and this wasn't "Oh ill roll up my windows in a few minutes light drizzle".

No.

This shyt was hitting so hard I couldn't hear the radio over the heavy rain.

Couldn't take it no more and literally pulled over a few blocks away from her house in the rain and said

bytch called me multiple times asking "What did I do wrong".

Couldn't even bother to explain man. How are you 30 plus years old and your feet are causing migraines to other nikkas.

 

[Big Daddy]

For being a libra

 

[Vodun]

She farted and lied on her dog

 

[King of Creampies]

Yellow discharge in white panties. Thought that bytch was nasty as fukk when she took them shyts off to fukk

Yeah that is a major violation....seen even worse than that and the smell....once it hits you man.

I can't fault you one bit for having good standards.

 

[MMA]

Separate situations
Started talking about Signs

Order food at white castle

Asked twice to drive my car

 

[skeetsinternal]

I was fukking a chick and she got her period during sex

I had to bush cuz everytime I thought of fukkin her again the blood on my rubber I saw in my trash can made me sick

Easy access p*ssy too didn't habe to do no dates or anything and she would leave after

ain't that some shyt

At least you had a rubber on. Chic came on my dikk and not only did I have what looked like red velvet cake crumbs and dried up uterine lining on my dikk but the bed sheets had bloody red backslash marks

 

[Software]

At least you had a rubber on. Chic came on my dikk and not only did I have what looked like red velvet cake crumbs and dried up uterine lining on my dikk but the bed sheets had bloody red backslash marks

My dude I would have legit threw up that some nasty shyt

 

[Critical Distance]

Women.

 

[DallasTxRep]

She wouldn't wash her feet.

I am dead serious and this is the 2nd time that happened....also a Taurus too.

I sincerely don't know what is up with Taurus females and hygiene but for me the twain do not go HAND IN HAND.



Her shoes would stink and her feet smelled even worse. I thought it was a one off but no....

She got in my car a 2nd time and it was so fukking bad I rolled down the windows while it was raining....I live in Seattle so you know and this wasn't "Oh ill roll up my windows in a few minutes light drizzle".

No.

This shyt was hitting so hard I couldn't hear the radio over the heavy rain.

Couldn't take it no more and literally pulled over a few blocks away from her house in the rain and said

bytch called me multiple times asking "What did I do wrong".

Couldn't even bother to explain man. How are you 30 plus years old and your feet are causing migraines to other nikkas.