What's the smallest thing you bushed a chick for?
- Thread starter Dont@Me
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got up during sex and said she was done. had me looking like
For some reason I'm picturing her getting up, walking straight out your house, into her car and driving home. No explanation no words, no clothes, just "I'm done"
Maybe cuz I'm a little tipsy but this shyt so funny to me
Didnt want to watch a scary movie lol
Mirin4rmfar
Superstar
being 5'0"....I am 6'5"..I was literally a giant next to her. My regret was not playing along long enough to sample the p*ssy lol.
Ass being too flat..incredibly smart woman but ass was bony.
She gained over 50 lbs in less than a year. I am an analytical nerd the projections weren't looking good.
Ass being too flat..incredibly smart woman but ass was bony.
She gained over 50 lbs in less than a year. I am an analytical nerd the projections weren't looking good.
Women.
You gay breh?
RicanFury
Come Home With Me
i bushed a certified freak/great mom/smart girl/friendly and could cook because i took her to rite aid and saw her buy the spray p*ssy refresher. i couldnt get it out of my head that this is all she uses to wash her p*ssy. bushed. most likely she jsut used it at work because her p*ssy was clean and tasted good lol
Years ago went on a date with this girl. She showed up looking like she just got out of bed and threw on whatever. Dirty Converses, old unironed jeans and shirt, no perfume, hair was so-so... I was like wtf? And here I was in a button up shirt feeling overdressed. After the date never saw her again. Deleted and blocked her.
why would you get angry at that? lolMaking my Bed when I asked her, EXPLICITLY, not to.
First time chillin she said she didn’t shave, I was like cool. She told me she wanted to come the week after, the day comes and she tells me she ain’t shave, EVEN THOUGH SHE KNEW SHE WAS COMING OVER. In her own words, “she don’t like it when it’s not” so why the fukk isn’t it always shaved? I pulled her pants down a lil bit and there’s only like 4 strands of hair 
.
I Look at her like, so now what?
She gave me the,
Never lost a boner so fast in my life, got head from her which was boring as shyt, then ghosted her ass.
Stupid ass 18yr olds
.I Look at her like, so now what?
She gave me the,
Never lost a boner so fast in my life, got head from her which was boring as shyt, then ghosted her ass.
Stupid ass 18yr olds
Was 15 lbs heavier than her pictures.
Devil Plisken…CMS
Veteran
skid marks
That sort of erotic and really nasty all at once Lmaooooo
I love scary movies so I understand
CoochieMane
#Wholesomegang
eat random p*ssy brehs. That L is all you.I had just finished eating her hairy ass p*ssy and was waiting for her to suck my dikk... She wasn't making the effort so I got up and put my dikk in her face...
She didn't even hesitate and smooth slapped my dikk away from her face and said,
"I don't suck random dikk..."
me:
Automatic bushes... I see why shes 37 still single and hasn't had a boyfriend in 9 years
